One senctence story telling

[Elijah]

The subject speaks for its self but heres how it goes:

 

You post 1 sentance and the person who posts after you posts another sentence related to the same subject.

 

rules are:

no double posts

subjects must key in with the one before it

so on a so forth

 

now... to kick it off

 

 

"meenwile back at the ranch..."

*dun dun dun*

[ZBomber]

Uncle Owen was eating a blueberry biskut.

[Guest Jed]

The biscuit morphed into a dog and killed Uncle Owen.

 

[Elijah]

Uncle Owen than woke up.

[Taos]

He realized he was dreaming.....he had been having nightmares...

[ZBomber]

Luke came running in.

[Elijah]

but he turned into darth maul.

 

O.o

[ZBomber]

Now this is what a crazy person would tell you. let me explain what really happened.

[MaulerZ]

Luke didnt really turn into Darth Maul but into Yoda.

[ZBomber]

Nor was Uncle Owen on a ranch, but he was eating a blueberry biscuit....

[MaulerZ]

But he dropped it on the floor.

[ZBomber]

"My biscuit, its ruined!"

[Elijah]

than it turned into a waffle.

[ZBomber]

"great it couldn't get any worse, I'm allerigic to waffles!"

[Guest Jed]

"The waffle's fumes...they're reaching my lungs!"

[TheWhiteRaider]

Suddenly the waffles turn into ten million little Banthas that run around the house and smell like waffles.

[Acrylic]

then they turned into Kjolen who said "Geez, that was a great dream, even tho I smelled like Waffles. Haha!"

[Elijah]

once again he woke up.

[MaulerZ]

he awoke because of his uncontrolable flatulence

[Taos]

and because the room smelled like an outhouse......

[Elijah]

than he realized he had fallen asleep in the crapper!

[MaulerZ]

and that he had run out of TP for his Bunghole <-----Beavis and Butthead

[leXX]

not only that, but he had fallen half way in and was stuck.

[TheWhiteRaider]

He found out the Jawas had taken over his house and destroyed everything.

[Guest Jed]

What made it worse was that they found him and sat there laughing.