Deadmeat_X Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 Let's revive one of the best topics ever to be seen on EscapeMI. It's been almost 2 years, many more new members... Right, so what do you want on your tombstone? To start: "Tombstone $10,00" I'll post more later on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murta Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 "Tom Murtagh, Buried Alive" or [b]Dance Here | | _|_ \ / V [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 i want: "How i wished to be dead and rest in final peace, but even the luxury of death cant curel the wounds time cannot heal..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 If you can read this, you don't need glasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 - if they selected the number 8362084 on the lottery, start digging - this tombstone will selfdestruct in 10... 9... 8... 7... - do not cut the red wire - Post a joke and win a trip to BigWhoop - Al was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 "Remember youth as you pass by, As you was once, so once was I, As I am now, you soon will be, Prepare to die and follow me" The chorus from a song I wrote once, "Prepare to Die"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 "Thats not a root your stepping on, ow." "" "I'm accually buried in that grave --->" "^ God < Me, I'm dead, boy i love this game V My body is there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 "He once was alive, But now he's dead, They **** down his neck, After skull-****ed his head"...how's that for improvisation, eh? "Feral. Proud Ceator of the original "What do you want on your tombstone?" topic" (when buried next to Murta) "Dance there / |----------- \" "There was was a man called Steve Chicken, But now there isn't. Shame, really." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted November 9, 2002 Share Posted November 9, 2002 "He was a simple man, who died of complications" "If you can read this, get the hell of my grave" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 9, 2002 Share Posted November 9, 2002 Neil Joshi, beloved husband and father. he died for his country, he died for his family, now both are much richer. Meil Joshi Some git spelt my name wrong. Neil Joshi We Hardly Knew Ye Thank God Neil Joshi Don't mourn for my death For i am not gone from sight I am the wind the sea the land i am you guiding light (cool, i just made that up, and no, it was not meant to be a joke like the others) and finally Non Timetis Messor I Never Did And I Never Will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 9, 2002 Share Posted November 9, 2002 "Neil Joshi beloved husband, until he died of shock when he saw Sarah, somehow turn more log, than human. O.o;;; Thanks a lot DSS." Sorry I had to do that Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 - Who gave you permission to read my tombstone? - Help! They Buried Me Alive! - See those two mounds of dirt? V Those are my cheeks, I was buried face down so the world could kiss my a$$. - Careful, Decomposition at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Sarah Beloved wife and mother She died of a Dark Sad Shadow A Shadow that will plague us all Bloody git! Neil beloved husband Buried alive with his brutally murdered wife. Bloody Git! Cognitum Ergo Hatto I think, therefore i am a hat. Oh wait bloody git! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Tallest --- Tomb- Stone ---- E - V - E - R! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 - Tombstone, part 2 - This tombstone is for my body and the tombstone to the left of this is for the shark that ate my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 - Can someone scratch my nose? Oh, too late it's worm food now... - There is no body in this grave, dig it up and see. *The guy digs up the grave to find a horrifying, decomposing, sanity mangling corpse* A sign the corpes is holding: Made you look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 - I procrastinated to the end, my body isn't even in the grave yet, I haven't gotten around to being placed here yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Sam: Some Addictive Memorrys from the guy. "Goodbye, SamNMax. We'll never forget all you did in your life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted November 11, 2002 Author Share Posted November 11, 2002 "This tombstone is made from 100% stone" "My tombstone is better!" "Don't look so surprised. After all, this is a graveyard" "Visitors betweem 2 and 3 pm. Knock 3 times" "Call 0800-234632 for hot sex" (sorry, just had to do that )" "It's not as bad as it looks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 "On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young." "In a London, England cemetery: Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767" "In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna." "Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising." "Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake." "In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw." "A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery: Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803 His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted." "A lawyer's epitaph in England: Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange." "Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours." "Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More." In a Georgia cemetery: "I told you I was sick!" "John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny." "On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia: She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her." "In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune." "Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie: Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go." "More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England: Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay." "Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood: In Memory of Beza Wood Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 Aged 45 yrs. Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood One Wood Within another. The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other." "On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God." "The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip: Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid" "Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903--Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was." "In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 - Always heed the warning " Touch this and die." - Those who see a gundam, shall not live to tell about it. They sure weren't kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Neil Joshi He killed himself after seeing his wife the morning after their honeymoon. the last words he said. 'Till death do us part' Neil Joshi's last words. Don't touch that button, whatever you do! Made in Taiwan :elephant: Don't cry for me, i'm already dead. Cry for the guy next to me, he was buried alive and wouldn't shut up. Neil Joshi's last words: 'You don't have the guts to shoot!' Neil Joshi's Last words: 'once my old man spoke to good king triton and asked, whay all this se-' Neil Joshi's last words. 'You said all men were liars, but your a man, so would that infact make-' (please note, that last two times, i was shot when cut of in mid sentance, just incase you didn't notice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 - A. D. H. D. A. S and he still does...ew. - You Are Here V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 "Violets are blue, roses are red, we're coming aboard so prepare to eat lead." "Kiss me, I've got scurvy." "Mouthwash? We don't need no stinken' mouthwash!" "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!" Sorry about being such a coffin theif "I know your not my family, so WHAT are you doing on my grave? If it is my family, you already know the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 "Wow, these are surprisingly comfy." "See you soon." "When they say don't feed the animals, listen to them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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