Clem Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy enough. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. SO I RETIRED... just got mailed that ... thought it was amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Lol. Thats funny! (Never thought id make my 500th post that....Oh well....) *waiting for people to say happy 500th post* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted November 10, 2002 Author Share Posted November 10, 2002 happy 500 0.5k 50% wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted November 10, 2002 Author Share Posted November 10, 2002 random posts from the mind of rhett tune in next week, dont miss it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 @Clem lol who sent you that @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Random? It's a pun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Ugh. Enough with the puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 But puns are so delightfully amusing. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. ergh.... you should be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 lol this thread is very very punny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 i tried to be an airline pilot but my career never got off the ground - thats the best i could manage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 I tried to do my test but I failed, so they threw the book at me!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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