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Originally posted by daring dueler

i think he was talkin about lynk former and skateoy

 

huh? wot joke couldnt they get?

 

 

 

btw, that LorR:tTT's pic reminds me:

 

SAM seasons their rabbit stew as GOLLUM watches.

 

GOLLUM: Ssstupid fat hobbit! Using sage in stew like thisss!

 

SAM: What's your problem? Sage brings out the flavor.

 

GOLLUM: Smeagol would use nice mix of rosemary and lavender, yess, precious.

 

FRODO: Hey, you guys? Something's out there in the forest.

 

SAM: Rosemary? Hm, maybe. But you know what WOULD be good with this, is a basic bechamel sauce with some dill.

 

GOLLUM: Sssimple hobbit; anyone makesss bechamel. Vichyssoise much tastier and more difficult; yes...

 

FRODO: Hello? Guys? Seriously, someone's coming.

 

SAM: Now, if you only found us some eggs, I could make crepes, wrap up the meat, drizzle the juices over it with a little bit of blackcurrant chutney...

 

FRODO: Hey, you guys, look! It's Martha Stewart!

 

GOLLUM: Where?

 

SAM: Where?

 

FRODO: Now that I have your attention, may I point out the Oliphaunt that's about to step on us?

 

FARAMIR: Look! Strange little men! Let's take them home.

 

FARAMIR blindfolds SAM and FRODO and hauls them away.

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Originally posted by NeoDios

1. You double posted

2. You're violent

3. You bumped an old thread

4. I don't think anyway cares about 1-3

5. I know I don't.

 

:D

 

1 - Look at the dates. Febuary 8, and Febuary 20. Not a double post.

2 - *Eats Neo* What do you mean?

3 - So did you. :p

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gets out of room finds z and does away with him for good never to return... shoots , stabs,poisons,eats,****s out,burns,burries him then says well im still hungry damn he is thin! ok well now that thats done, all of the worlds problems can now not be traced to z but canada rather,,,eh!? ..........eh!? thats rite every probel ca be traced to the slow witted people who act like they are from teaxas and talk like well canananananians

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