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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s***.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhh....I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again....

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a d***.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

 

More to come soon!!!

Posted

hehehe!!!!!!!! nice!!! i like those!!!

 

how about this:

 

I think there's a problem with my paycheck, the numbers are so small I can barely read them!

Posted

Well since I'm a school teacher...

 

1) Sit down and shut the #$# UP!!

 

2) Don't bother me, I'm sleeping.

 

 

hehehehe

 

Also, as an action I'd like to be able to walk up behind random student, grab them by the hair and slam them face first into the desk. Do that a couple of times and I wouldn't have anymore discipline problems. :D

 

KL

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I wish i could flame one of my bosses so bad, especially when he's trying to rush me...i almost did the other day...i was going to say 'SHUT THE **** UP NEWBIE BOSS!!!!!!!' or something to like that.

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