jediduo Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s***. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhh....I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.... 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a d***. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. More to come soon!!!
Rogue15 Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 hehehe!!!!!!!! nice!!! i like those!!! how about this: I think there's a problem with my paycheck, the numbers are so small I can barely read them!
Admiral Odin Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 I actually can say just about all of them. Many times I do say things similar to that.
SlashAndBurn Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 :D Ahhh...thanks for a good laugh. There are many things I'd LOVE to say at the customers that shop where I work...but they'd all get me fired.
Artoo Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 And you work at a..... ????? (LOL's at the thought of hearing him say some of these things at his work)
Chewbacco Posted January 12, 2003 Posted January 12, 2003 You say "Raise" quietly every time you pass your boss. To give him the idea to give you a raise.
KhaleeLah Posted January 16, 2003 Posted January 16, 2003 Well since I'm a school teacher... 1) Sit down and shut the #$# UP!! 2) Don't bother me, I'm sleeping. hehehehe Also, as an action I'd like to be able to walk up behind random student, grab them by the hair and slam them face first into the desk. Do that a couple of times and I wouldn't have anymore discipline problems. KL
jediduo Posted January 19, 2003 Author Posted January 19, 2003 Sorry for the delay, guys. I am kinda busy, but I promise the rest will be up soon.
Darth Homer Posted January 19, 2003 Posted January 19, 2003 "Yeah, I'll answer the phone AFTER I get to the next level..." to boss: STFU!!!! or just post this sign on someone's desk
jediduo Posted January 20, 2003 Author Posted January 20, 2003 That's hilarious, Homer!!!!! Where did you find that?
Rogue15 Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 I wish i could flame one of my bosses so bad, especially when he's trying to rush me...i almost did the other day...i was going to say 'SHUT THE **** UP NEWBIE BOSS!!!!!!!' or something to like that.
Eets Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 Well, if I had a job and wanted to say something to my boss, it sure wouldn't be allowed here, either.. ^_^
JEDI_MASTA Posted January 20, 2003 Posted January 20, 2003 its great to be in school where you can tell ur teachers that
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