[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 *Walks up to the bar* Cool a bar fight. It's been a while... he he he.... *holds a broken bottle by the neck* COME GET SOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 *sneaks up and Chi3f and smashes a chair over his head, then commences to set him of fire* HAHA!! TROGDOR STRIKES AGAIN!! *Chi3f is rolling around for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 *Finally wakes up* OH! My head! Feels like the roof dropped on it... *looks up & sees hole* oh... *sits down next to Corran* Dude, ya got any asprin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 *suddenly comes flying in through the window from outside* Ouch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 * 3 posts later * OUCH! Who the heck hit me! * Pulls splinters out of nose * AAaaarrrggggg!!!! * Throws a mean left at MydnightPsion's face * Ha ha ha take THAT! * misses and lands on the salad bar * Ugh! that sucked! *Grabs a chair ... stands on it ... and does a cannon ball through the floor into the wine cellar* Ugh! That really sucked!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 *glances over at Homer* "Oh, um, let me check the medicine cabinet." *searches the cantina for a medicine cabinet, but doesn't see one* "Oh. Sorry. Hmm..... let me see what I have in my pocketses..." *pulls out an aspirin* "Here! And here's some tea, to wash it down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 *blasts Homer in the head with a bat before he can take aspirin* HAHAHAHA!! D'OH NOW!!! MWA HAHAHA!!! *swings a golf club broadside on Homers kidney* HAHAHAHA...Ha...ha......uh oh...*realizes what he did*...Homer...you okay...Homer..?*looks around* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git_sum_stuka Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 *pulls out byar pistol and shoots a random forumer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 *uses force healing* aahh...I think I'll be ok... *downs asprin real quick* *spins & ignites saber in time to block stuka's blasts back at him* Stuka is down for 2 posts *spins & slices Psion's bat in half* THERE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 *Corran pours some tea on Psion's head* Psion has magical immobilising tea on his head for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 * Climbs out of cellar and sees his crystal saber is broken again* Darn it! That's the fourth one this week! * Goes out to his cruiser and gets his toolbox * I'll be at the bar if anybody needs me. Bartender... Cerulian Ale in a clean glass! * Begins to fix saber * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Awwwwwww...damn you Corran...*waits for tea to ware off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Ooooh, tea... *drinks some of the magic tea by mistake* AAHHH!! Homer is immobilized for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boinga1 Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by git_sum_stuka *pulls out byar pistol and shoots a random forumer* ow! BOINGA1 IS OUT FOR 2 POSTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 THATS IT CORRAN!! YOU AND THAT TEA HAVE GONE TO FAR!! *goes Kain on Corran and lifts him up by the throat, then proceeds to bludgeon his man spot with a spiked club twice before throwing him through a plate glass window* And take your damn hell tea with you! *throws all of Corran's tea onto its owner* *Corran is immobalized for 3 rounds* *Then he rolls around holding himself for another 2 rounds* ...now where'd those lawyers go? *keeps club in hand as he searches* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 *re-enters the Cantina* I have been gone for like 3 weeks, and this is STILL going on! *thinks of who it could take to get rid of this lot from the best watering hole around....* Umm..... Sounds GOOD! *leaves* . . . . . . . *returns 3 hours later....* GODZILLA HO! *unleashes Toho's ENTIRE menagerie upon the rioters!* Godzilla steps on MydnightPosion and sets light to Mothra wraps the inert form of Darth Homer up in a silken cocoon to devour later. Rodan flies low over head, the sonic boom shattering the freshly replaced windows. Shards hit BOINGA1 and Chief. Darth Zaius runs for cover, only to be picked up in one of King Ghidorah's mouths, and shaken violently, until finally slung to one side on the other side of the space port. MydnightPoison is out for 5 until Godzilla gets off him. Darth Homer out until someone can spend 3 posts cutting him free of the strong polymer. BOINGA1 and Chief out for 3 with basic lacerations. Darth Zaius out for 12 whilst he recovers and finds a cab to get back. Serves you RIGHT for continuing this in my fav cantina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 *voice from under Godzilla* You...are...so...dead...UGH...nova... *decides burrowing is easier* *takes 2 posts digging his way out* HAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 MMMPFFF!! MMMHNNP GHHHFFFRRRRMMMNP!!! HHHHHHHMMDDDD!!! KKKKGHTSSTTHN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 *shudders in fear....* Errr... think may be in trouble here! *climbs into Mecha Godzilla's head and takes control* Lets see you get near me NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 *walks casually into the cantina* Edit: Yes! Finally a Pit Droid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 *comes out of the ground and sees Mecha-Godzilla* ...not impressed... *uses his Bio-Feedback psion power to short circuit Mecha* *watches it hit the ground with a nice THUD* *uses his overzealous telekenesis ability to start slamming MechaGodzilla into the ground over and over* *nova_wolf is shaken up, blown up, and stabbed as Mecha-Godzilla goes BOOM!!!* *picks up nova's limp corpse* I told you you'd pay! *takes all the money and plastic from his wallet and leaves him for dead* *nova wolf is down until someone heals him for atleast 3 rounds* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 *Corran looks around confusedly from where he'd been sitting.* "Hey, that's odd.... I didn't get attacked by Godzilla. Oh well, I'm not complaining..." *looks over and sees StarCords* "Hey! A n00b! Welcome to our humble cantina. We serve a variety of non-alcoholic drinks, from tea, to iced tea, to water, to hot chocolate and many more. Oh, and there's also the great variety of alcoholic drinks, such as Corellian ale, lum, Corus- hey, where'd that guy go?" *sees StarCords running towards the alcoholic drinks* "Oh. Um..... by the way, did I tell you about the frequent violence?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted April 6, 2003 Author Share Posted April 6, 2003 *sends telepathic message, while still unconsious on the other side od the cantina* yes and it was all started by me, and once i wake up, im gonna play evil vet on nova_wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 "Hey..... what's that?" *sees telepathic message floating around* "Um. Oh no! That might wake up Godzilla again!" *Corran snatches the telepathic message out of the air and eats it* *Zaius' evil power causes Corran some mild stomach upset and a few odd bowel movements, but no serious damage* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 You may have gotten me and the two Godzillas, but there is still the rest of the menagrie to take care of.... Once I return to consciousness, I shall command them to finish you all.... [EVIL]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/EVIL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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