Darth Zaius Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 *picks up a beer bottle and smashes half of it on the counter* unguard!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 ckcsaber looks over his drink to see a man standing by the bar counter, holding a broken bottle. Cooly, he picks up his spear and knocks him on the side of the head with the blunt end. Darth Zaius is unconscious for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Smacks ckcsaber with a Dodger baseball bat, *is knocked out for 5 posts* Anyone want to brawl outside? *goes over to bar and orders a beer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 *Walks in* *kills himself* Something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 9, 2003 Author Share Posted February 9, 2003 *wakes up* *goes to ZBomber`s corpse* *pokes it with a stick* *gets lightsaber out* come on havart you *uses force grip and raises RatmJedi 10 feet off the ground with his left arm* now you shall feal my pain!! * Darth Zaius then raises his lightsaber, using the force from his other hand and cuts off Ratmjedi`s arms and legs off slowly, turns off the lightsaber with the force, puts it into his belt, raises Ratmjedi higher, and slams him down, then uses force drain and lightning off and on untill he dies* *Ratmjedi is dead for 6 more posts, untill cloned* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 9, 2003 Author Share Posted February 9, 2003 come on, any challengers, i am getting impatient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 *Sits in the mod and admin corner of the bar and orders 3 drinks. one for Lexx, one for Rogue 15 and one for himself.* its ok for you kids to fight... but keep it civilized *watches the show* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 9, 2003 Author Share Posted February 9, 2003 thanks for your positive input Wraith 8, and I promise you, the next challenger`s death shall be even more gruesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 I get up from my seat in the bar and do a few quick stretches. Then i run over and tackle Wraith 8 off his chair. "Come on Lynk, back me up!" *wraith 8 is down for 2 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 "Now now. Leave the mods alone!" Gets up and defends Rouge15 and leXX with bar stool. Throws it at Tie Guy's head and knocks him out for three posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 9, 2003 Author Share Posted February 9, 2003 *watches what is going on* wow *walks to tie guy`s knocked out body and pokes it with a stick* im sorry but I have an obsession of doing things like this, please forgive me, anyways if anybody wants to challenge me, ill be in my quarters *goes into a private penthouse ontop of the cantina with some twi`leks and waits for a challenger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Hey, I'm the perosn who pokes peopel around here! *throws Zaius into lava* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 10, 2003 Author Share Posted February 10, 2003 i don`t think so... *darth Zaius jumps from a corner of a ledge from the volcano and back-flips behind ZBomber,Darth Zaius then thrusts his right hand into ZBombers back, moves his hand around a bit, and grabs on to his spine, tugs a bit rips out the whole skeleton out of his body, and throws it down as his flesh and muscle collapse onto the ground ala Sub Zero, Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance* good thing im wearing gloves *ZBomber is dead for 6 posts, untill cloned* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 10, 2003 Author Share Posted February 10, 2003 Since there have been no new challengers, i dub myself evil Sith Master of the Cantina, and yes have an evil day:evil2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 *teleports himself behind Zaius and silently removes yoink stick from holster* *with one swift stroke, Rhett utters the magic incantations and the yoink stink lets forth a mighty burst of energy* *the energy penetrates Zaius's head* *Zaius screams and grabs his head* *light starts shining out of all of Zaius's head holes* *Zaius drops to the ground screaming just as his head explodes* Zaius is down for 4 posts. You are either with me or against me! Now, who shall stand with me?! Those who do not live by my law shall die by my law! *raises stick high above his head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 "You killed Z you B######!" Runs to Zaius's dead body, "This is for you Z..." Pokes corpse a few times. Does Dr. Evil laugh, "I am the most powerful drunk to be here!" Sees Rhett and frowns, "Ahhh crap..." Takes out pepper spray and a lighter and uses the two to create a flame thrower and torches Rhett. Rhett is out for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 But suddenly Katarn's flame shoots back and the entire canister explodes, leaving only bits and pieces of Katarn's charred limbs scattered across the cantina. *Katarn is down for 4 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Originally posted by Katarn07 "You killed Z you B######!" Runs to Zaius's dead body, "This is for you Z..." Pokes corpse a few times. Does Dr. Evil laugh, "I am the most powerful drunk to be here!" Sees Rhett and frowns, "Ahhh crap..." Takes out pepper spray and a lighter and uses the two to create a flame thrower and torches Rhett. Rhett is out for 5 posts. Thanks Katarn. Now i can rest in peace *ZBomber floats up* *Hits ceiling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 That was good Rhett. I'm still laughing my ass off *Gets cloned from telephone booth* *Walks out and sits on a stool and orders a Screwdriver* So it looks like Rhett is the boss here. I pledge my alligience to Rhett. Get's Darth Zaius corpse and throws it into the nearest star were he can't get cloned. *Darth Zaius is out untill he reaches 1,000 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Originally posted by Ratmjedi *Darth Zaius is out untill he reaches 1,000 posts* Outta character: LMOA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Originally posted by Ratmjedi That was good Rhett. I'm still laughing my ass off *Gets cloned from telephone booth* *Walks out and sits on a stool and orders a Screwdriver* So it looks like Rhett is the boss here. I pledge my alligience to Rhett. Get's Darth Zaius corpse and throws it into the nearest star were he can't get cloned. *Darth Zaius is out untill he reaches 1,000 posts* Now lets see if we can get it so that his post count doesn't go up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 10, 2003 Author Share Posted February 10, 2003 or so you think *is in ghost form* i still live on for there is no death but the force, and I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine, and I am going to haunt you Radmjedi untill the 1,000 posts run thier course so tough luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 i still live on for there is no death but the force, and I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine, and I am going to haunt you Radmjedi untill the 1,000 posts run thier course so tough luck He he he he he he he I like being bad You also spelled my name wrong so I guess your going to be haunting someone else that has has a d in there name instead of a t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 *sits in corner watching the action from a distance laughing* Thanks for the drink Wraith 8, cheers! *goes back to watching the action* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Originally posted by leXX *sits in corner watching the action from a distance laughing* Thanks for the drink Wraith 8, cheers! *goes back to watching the action* *gibles LeXX* *Walks out bar full* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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