Kain Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 *pistol whips crow_nest, Halo style* *opens random fire onto Cap'n Wilson, assault gun style* crow_nest and Captain Wilson are down for 2 posts while waiting for area to clear (SO I'VE BEEN PLAYING HALO ALOT!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Blackadder Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 *Loads up a with active thermal detonators and shoves him throught the bar door* meanwhile outside the bar in the parking lot... *Sprays obscene language on everyone's landspeeders then hotwires the nearest speeder bike and scoots off to the next bar* 'Hehehehe...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 I'm back:D *Throws a sticky Thermal Det onto Thopa's speeder bike, it explodes* Bye Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 *stuffs thermal det into someone's mouth and..... BOOM!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 Too bad Crow was too close to his own det. Oh, well. *Blasts away the rest of Crow's body* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 *pistol whips crow_nest, Halo style* *Kicks MydnightPsion's butt, and chops his head off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by SamFisher Too bad Crow was too close to his own det. Oh, well. *Blasts away the rest of Crow's body* *uses force rage and kills everyone else in the bar* (Including SamFisher.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 You are dead meat^_^ Wait a sec... you already are! *Kills Crow again.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 *Kills samFisher and burries him into a graveyard* R.I.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Blackadder Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 After a rather large explosion and being thrown in to a passing garbage hauler... *Dusts himself down, calls for his personal shuttle and gets safely back to his super star destroyer where he orders a total planetary bombardment leveling the bar, all the patrons and making a nice mess of Sam Fisher* *Then goes to make a cup of tea while he waits for the next smarta*s clone to appear in the bar's ruins* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 *splashes boiling hot soup on samfisher* *Then heats him up in an oven* (At 1000 degrees) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 *Gets his Concussion Rifle and blows away Crow and Thopa* Why is everyone ganging up on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 I dunno. Nobody's ganged up on me lately. *Decides to join forces with SamFisher to overcome Crow and Thopa. Takes out a monster-sized Imperial Rail Detonator and frags them both.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 That's how I like it!! *Joins topshot in the fragfest of Crow and Thopa weilding a saberstaff and a thermal det. Throws the det into the midst of Crow and Thopa. Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 *Joins Thopa and puts thermal det into samfisher's soup and BOOM!* *Asks Bounty hunters to hunt down topshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 All of a sudden, a bounty hunter tries sneaking up on Topshot, Legend of Zelda-style. me: "I know what you're trying to do, and its not going to work." Bounty Hunter:"Why?" me:"Because look above you." The bounty hunter looks up and sees nothing but a blue sky. Bounty Hunter:"I don't see anything." me:"It's not what's visible. It's what's invisible.........." A huge axe, controlled by some unseen magical force, slices the bounty hunter from the waist across. me:"Fool! Now, I feel very hungry all of a sudden......." *crow_nest becomes a chicken suddenly.* me:"I'm in the mood for Chicken Ala Crow!" *Takes out his boomstick and fires a spray of bullets at Crow.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 *Calls 100000000000000000 boutny hunters to kill topshot* With a $1 reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 *Kills all 10000000000000000 bounty hunters Crow sends his way, then sends his 90000000000000000000000 highly-trained private assassins to kill Crow.* And for a $2 bounty, beating Crow's advertised warrant for topshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 *Friend of mine gives topshot a surpirse Xmas present containing a C4 bomb inside* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 *Tosses the C4 bomb to Crow just as it hits the last second. Both Crow and Topshot are incinerated.* That'll be the death of both of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 ((Gosh! Seems like this thread is nearly on its last life! Time to juice it up a little! )) *Resurrects himself and blasts a few holes into SamFisher, being as Topshot has turned to the Dark Side.* "Burn, Rebel, Burn! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :evil2:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 *Uses saberstaff kata and slices topshot into pieces, and then cuts his pieces to bits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 *Sneaks up from behind Crow, while Crow actually slices 'n' dices a wooden dummy. Then whispers in his ear.* "Boo." *Then slices 'im up with the same dual blade kata.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 *Don't know what to do next* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 *Makes a telepathic phone call to Crow's mind.* You could try, say, stabbing me in the gut and saying that I am a fool of the highest calibur. Just a suggestion....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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