Darth Homer Posted February 17, 2003 Posted February 17, 2003 I was bored, flipping through the tv channels last night and passed by women's professional billiards and got mesmerized by it for a few seconds...maybe it was that one woman with the leather pants.......OH! Uh, where was I? Oh, right...I after a rather difficult shot was just missed, I heard the female announcer say: "She had those balls and she ran into them and whenever you run into balls, it's not a good thing" I could do nothing but laugh for the next minute. I did see this yesterday, but I ran it by Rhett first to make sure I wouldn't get in trouble so other admins & mods, it's Rhett's fault, he should have stopped me
Rogue Nine Posted February 17, 2003 Posted February 17, 2003 I saw that too. Funny as hell. But yes, Rhett should have stopped you. I'm going to have to ban you now.
edlib Posted February 17, 2003 Posted February 17, 2003 I love women's billiards. *SIGH* There was one time I was up all night, watching some all-night newscast when the announcer was reading a story and started to crack up and couldn't stop. I have to suspect the script-writers did it to him on purpose. It was a story of a gay-rights bill being rejected in the Senate. I forget the exact quote, but the story was phrased something like "Gay-rights advocates received a terrific blow on the floor of the Senate today..." That's when he lost it. The rest of the story was filled with similar double-entendres and innuendos. It was a riot. Someone must have gotten fired for that. Or perhaps they were quitting and wanted to make a stir before they left.
Nitro Posted February 17, 2003 Posted February 17, 2003 http://www.logwater.com/uploads/straight/movies/jaylobj.wmv Now that's quality TV viewing, kids!
Rogue Nine Posted February 17, 2003 Posted February 17, 2003 Funny only XWAers are replying to this thread.
darthfergie Posted February 17, 2003 Posted February 17, 2003 Well...seeing as it's not your fault it looks like we'll have to ban Rhett instead. Sorry Rhett.
Boba Rhett Posted February 17, 2003 Posted February 17, 2003 It's not my fault! Forest midgets were holding me captive. They forced me to do it. They threatened to wax my bikini line! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to try and find a transcript of the one edlib mentioned.
edlib Posted February 17, 2003 Posted February 17, 2003 Good luck. It was a looooong time ago (must be over 15 years now.) I don't remember what newscast it was either, but I didn't have cable at the time, so it was most likely one of the big 3 networks, if that helps.
Jatt13 Posted February 18, 2003 Posted February 18, 2003 funny. i've heard some funny quotes, but i can't remember any of them, so oh well.
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