GendoTheGreat Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by Grim_comician - Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right! Have you tried "using" the head bee while they chant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 - "Manny! Do it in time, all right?" - "Sorry" - "Okay, from the top!" - "So uh... What did you think of my poem? Blue casket - "Come on, Glottis! Let's break through and drive over these demons!" - "Nnnnoo, Manny! These beavers are mean! They bite, they claw and they can put my poor vehicle on fire in months! I don't move through there until YOU get rid of them!" Petrified forest "I don't like the look of that way. They're everywhere! I think they're looking at me. I think they are plotting something. If they all attacked at once, they could carry me off and I'm never been heard from again!" While the pigeons are charging, use the Domino's mouthpiece. It looks like the pigeons are pushing, but Manny is slipping. "Don't make me touch you with this! It's got Hurley's *-----* left in the mouthpiece! I think I'm only scaring myself." Rooftop of the DOD - "Down in the elevator! I wanna go down in the elevator!" - "Perhaps you wanna see some fighting." - "I don't want to fight, I wanna use the elevator." - "Chicken!" High Rollers Lounge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnxiousApe Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 In year 1 when you try to hack into Dom's computer, Manny tries stuff like "Golden boy". The mini-Glottis' (or is that Glotti?) are funny as well. It's their robotic voices that crack me up! If you examine them Manny says something like "That's what Glottis would have looked like if he hadn't have drunk his milk." The poetry in the Blue Casket: "Bones...bones...bones" "The phone is for you" "I am your failure" "The phone is for me" "The cracks in my skull" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanspoof Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Grim_comician Use the rag to yourself: - Say hello, mr. Rag! Hello, mr. Rag! That cracks me up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 "Don't worry! We'll get out of here with a boat." "There you go again with boats!!" Manny and Chepito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaXeriaw Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 After reading these posts, I remember why I love Grim Fandango... 3heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally Limones Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 I love the Eagles on Pogo sticks one... and I CRIED when Lola died... Quotes from the logs: Glottis Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people. Manny They can't feel it. They're dead. Glottis You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you. Manny That's because you and I, Glottis... Manny Are friends. ~~Sal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector_Lemans Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Thank the powers that be for herbicides! I would have never gotten those marigolds off without them. Calavera will pay... Now, my favorite funny situation. "Soon to be known as the Blown Wagon." "Hey! That's not funny!" -Manny and GLottis That orange buffoon's obsession with his tin-plated junkyard refugee-excuse for a car always cracks me up! Who wants number nine tickets? -Hector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally Limones Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 "They go round and round all day, and they're both more reliable when they're fixed, am I right?" ~~Maximino on cats and roulette tables ^-^ "Yes, I think tonight's the night... That you finally go nuts from waiting for the grand entrance of Ms. Mercedes Colomar!" ~~Lupe to Manny "With a couple ATV nubbie tires on the back and a two-stroke lawnmower engine, we could make one SWEET go-cart!" ~~Glottis to Manny, Petrified Forest ~~Sal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted May 26, 2003 Author Share Posted May 26, 2003 "Woeeeeeeehee!" - Glottis "What's the buzz, boys?" "...... I mean you know what's wrong, Manny? Every time they make us work and... we just don't want to!" "I can't take all this injustice, I'm leaving!" "Things aren't there should be, Manny. It's more we need to control the... uhh... the uhh... Well, it's like we want to control the means of... I mean... Ahhh! Forget it! I'm just a dumb, hungry, workless bee, you know!" - Manny and Terry I've just edited a little with this talk, so it could be extra funnier. "Incredible, Glottis! I've never thought you liked to gamble like this!" "Well, my nurse let me promise to never get here..... BUT THEY WON'T LET ME IN THAT HIGH ROLLER'S LOUNGE!!!!" "Coming home soon?" "Shhhhh... I'm ''--''ing!" - Manny and Glottis "Here! Welcome to the union, Manny! Our meeting is first tuesday every month, and don't forget to pay my dues." ""Don't forget to pay my dues", hehe!" - Chowchilla Charlie and Manny The union members are paying the dues in the first tuesday because these days are called "Duesday". My first comic-joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawa Eater Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by Sally Limones I love the Eagles on Pogo sticks one... and I CRIED when Lola died... Quotes from the logs: Glottis Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people. Manny They can't feel it. They're dead. Glottis You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you. Manny That's because you and I, Glottis... Manny Are friends. ~~Sal LOL, yes, I'd have to agree with this one, exept I didn't cry when Lola died, I kinda chuckled...but only for a little bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 If Manny's beat poetry didn't at least make you smile, then you have no soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 I like when these revolution brothers squaking like the snakes. I can repeat it again! ...The End! Ssss-ssss! Gracias, muchisimas gracias! I'd like to read another poem. Ssss-ssss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morshem Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 It's really funny when Manny is trying to be funny at the café... "So what is up with the airplane food anyway? I mean, it's so small, and... not that good." Cracks me up every single time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally Limones Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 "I'm going to crack you open like a fake Ming vase!" ~~Meche to Domino at the Edge of the World Goody-goody. ^-^ "I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." ~~Bruno on the Land of the Dead. I like Bruno. ~~Sal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted June 2, 2003 Author Share Posted June 2, 2003 - I'm here for Charlie's money! - Hmm-hmm... - Ha ha ha... - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! - Ha ha ha! No really! He said you have a lots of it... - Oh! I've got a lots of it, but none of them is his! Ha ha ha ha ha! - Hah hah! Hooo... Manny and Maximino - It must be a crusher for the corals, or looks more like a giant hair-curler to me. Manny - Hey, sailors! ...Hmmm, they know I don't like when they ignoring me. It's a code-red situation! This is not a drill! Watch after the disguised assassins on board! Hello? Is anybody there? Manny Manny is talking to the dead sailors, and as a dead. But he can't help it that he's already dead, because it's a grim adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmonkeygal! Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Glottis: We're going to soar like eagles - like eagles on.. pogo sticks! Classic line, but there are so many great lines in Grim Fandago that it's difficult to choose one line in particular that stands out. I think though that one of the funniest and saddest parts of Grim is when manny is saying goodbye to Glottis, the scene genuinely tugs the heartstrings, but then Glottis' reaction is both very sweet and quite amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally Limones Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 "Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?" "I died." ~Hector LeMans and Manny "Hey, shouldn't you be a patch of posies by now?" ~LeMans ~~Sal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleto4_ryan Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 I had really good laughs in Grim Fandango. Mostly said... one more "Have you cheated on your husband? Mr. Calavera, there is no ring on my finger there is no skin eather Well i quess you could check it at the place you have putted it then..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy#1Fan Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 The one I like the best is in year three. Hey Kiddles check out my bone saw! Puggys and BB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH etc.(Lets just say they don't shutup for a long time.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy#1Fan Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 I don't need the Hernia A hernia is something you can only have if you have organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morshem Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Indy#1Fan I don't need the Hernia A hernia is something you can only have if you have organs. I never actually understood what hernia means... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy#1Fan Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 It's when one of your organs go's through some soft tissue and gets lodged there. And that kids is why you should never ever pleasure yourself more then twice a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andi Wan Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 A lot of the funny stuff has been said, but what about these: Manny Speaking of metal detectors... That whole scene with Carla is so funny. Also, in the first scene with Meche, Manny Did you kill much when you were alive? Meche Very little. Manny Never killed anybody? Meche I have to confess, I never killed anybody. Manny Not even a teensy bit of killing? Meche Maybe I just wasn't trying hard enough And I love the sound of the clapping in the Blue Casket. It sounds like crabs or something. I just played GF again for the first time in ages. It is the greatest game ever. Even better than the MI games, and that's saying something. EDIT: Oh and this gem: Manny Hey, guard! Salvador How's my little Count of Monte Cristo? Manny Cramped. Ready for walkies. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted June 25, 2003 Author Share Posted June 25, 2003 "You keep me down here because you need the eggs?" "Why are you still here, Calavera? Go get me an air force before it hatching!" Manny & Salvador "I've got only one message to you, Manny. I'm not your secretary! I don't take your messages!" Eva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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