Carbon_sleeper Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 Just bored and thought I'd get a chuckle if some people would post some things they think Vader would never say. Just for laughs. I'm bored. I'll start... "I love you, Watto. Really." "Great job, Admiral Piett. I'm so proud of you, I could hug you!"
Purple_Tentacle Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 they are quite funny when you imagine James earl jones's voice doing them
wassup Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 to ~ Explain to me again why all Sith Lords are white, old, and ugly...wait...why do we look like Congressmen... ~ I am your father. ~ Damn old, you are. ~ Master, am I the first Sith Lord to get laid? ~ No, my young apprentice. Did I ever tell you about the time me and Mon Mothma were on a secluded Coriellian beach... All I can think of right now...
wassup Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 Heres another...LF has a smiley count... to ~ So...you were played by a old woman in the movies...so technically...the great all-ruling Emperor Palpatine...is a woman!? How did you work your way up?
dark jedi 8 Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 lol, i cant think of any at the moment but those are great!
Pedro The Hutt Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 "No... I ... am your father.... wanna go play some ball? To catch up on lost times!"
Lynk Former Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 Vader (when about to die in Return of the Jedi, he has his helmet off): Luke I have to show you the truth *pulls off face Mission Impossible style* Luke: Ben?!
dark jedi 8 Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 apology accepted admiral, now do you wanna go see a movie? i hear ESB is pretty good.
Lynk Former Posted March 30, 2003 Posted March 30, 2003 Vader: "Luke... I am father christmas!!" Luke: "Hey you never gave me that power converter I asked for this year, you suck!"
wassup Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 to ~ Why is it that I have to wear a mask when YOU clearly have the uglier face... looks around ~ Zap!
Carbon_sleeper Posted March 31, 2003 Author Posted March 31, 2003 man, everybody's posts are great. I'll try some more..... 1. "Yippeee!" (just my little protest there) 2. "Golly, Jee Whiz." 3. "Hold me. Just... hold me." 4. "Canonball! Wheeee!" 5. Emperor: (to Vader): "Yes, I know." Vader: "Yes, I know." Emperor: "Are you mocking me?" Vader: "Are you mocking me?" Emperor: "stop that!" Vader: "Stop that!"
Pnut_Man Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former Vader: "Luke... I am father christmas!!" Luke: "Hey you never gave me that power converter I asked for this year, you suck!" Father Christmas, cheap trick of a clumsy economy... I feel your pain Luke!
wassup Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Originally posted by dark jedi 8 i dont think vader would ever say: wazzzup! lol that would sound weird in his deep voice. WAA *deep breath* ZZZUU *deep breath* PP...
Lynk Former Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Vader: "Commander tear this ship apart until you've found my keys! I can't fly my TIE Fighter without them!!"
BCanr2d2 Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 "Hey, Tarks, how about you, me and a few stormies go off for a few drinks at the closest bar? I hear they sell death sticks."
Lynk Former Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Vader: *sigh* "...not even Viagra can help me now..." (what too far? )
dark jedi 8 Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 haha! lol, pretty funny lynk. but wouldn't he have to take his suit off? anyway, he was lucky enough to get padme! (maybe thats too far)?
wassup Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former Vader: *sigh* "...not even Viagra can help me now..." (what too far? ) Padme ~ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Obi-Wan ~ Don't worry Senator, I will always be here for you. *wink wink*
wassup Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 to ~ Hello, my half-brother. for those of you who didn't get that, think of Obi-Wan's words "He's more machine than man now."
Lynk Former Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Vader: *gives Boba Fett a sidewards glance* "My suit is STILL better than yours..." Boba: At least I'm not an old man with hardly any meat left taking orders from a guy who looks like he should be dead already... Vader: Ow... I deserved that
wassup Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Any pants jokes ANH "A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master." "I find your lack of pants disturbing." "There'll be no pants to stop us this time." "You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her pants!" "The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands." ESB "Search your pants, you know it to be true." "I want them alive. No pants." "Only your pants can destroy me." "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants." ROTJ "Yes...your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong." "Sister! So...you have a twin sister. Your pants have now betrayed her too." "You are unwise to lower your pants." Ok so I ripped them of a website...
Lynk Former Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Vader: "And now your highness we will discuss what I should wear at the next Death Star Annual Ballroom Dance contest" and Vader: i have felt him my master Palp: O.O u did what now? Vader: huh? what? NO NOT THAT WAY!!
BCanr2d2 Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 "Yeah, sure, let him live, I have killed enough people already" "You don't agree with the entire surface of the Death Star being mirrored?" (Now that would be one damn huge mirrorball!! )
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