setsuko Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 I know some people here doesn't understand me. I'd say, you simply haven't grasped the background I'm subjected to every day. Therefore, I translated this little gem from "Things that happens", a police documentary by Staffan Ekegren about what 'emergencies' the public called 911 for in Örebro, a small town in Sweden, 1998. The errors found below is meant to be there, since they are proper translations of the original, non-proper reports. June 1st 0.45 Fabriksgatan There is a lot of fuss. 16.28 Engelbrektsgatan Six or seven degerforsare (supporters of a 2nd division football team /set) are yelling a lot. June 3rd 6.48 sörbyvägen A stump is on fire. June 5th 12.29 Stortorget There are furnitures at The Compass. They should be at the ice cream stand. [*worth to notice: the distance between these places is approximately 3 meters] June 6th 2.24 Gustavsvik Three guys at the camping are up to no good. They are using watering hoses in the service house. 17.30 Diktargatan A man is throwing pieces of glass at his lawn to prevent his neightbours' kids from playing on it. June 10th 16.30 Västra Nobelgatan A young woman dies. A ferret remains in her flat. June 12th 2.44 Ringgatan An 18-year old japanese in hippie clothes is sitting on the rails. Train can't pass. June 14th 2.04 brickebacken The son in the house breaks the house. 5.53 Björkrisvägen The neightbour has a recorder that repeats itself over and over again. June 16th 17.30 Örnsköldsgatan There is a wounded cat on the bicycle lane. It is tortoise spotted, brown, light brown, reddish brown, white, has a bloody face but (sic!) doesn't want to support itself on it's front paws. June 17th 2.44 Lillån Youths are circling around the grocery store on bikes. It looks mysterious. 19.55 Lillkyrka 15 cows are running unrestrained around the church. 20.22 Författargatan A lady drives over a ball. June 20th 19.50 Hovesta An old man dissapears. Beige jacket, light brown trousers, a hat with grey squares, black ecco shoes, grey hair, 176 cm, vital, can walk far. 22.33 Vivalla företagsby Three negroes with crowbar. June 21th 3.51 Norrköpingsvägen A tractor is throwing bundles of hay on the road. It's teenagers who are doing it. June 25th 23.24 Molsjö golfklubb Teenagers are riding their bikes on the golf court again. 16.40 Tunnbindargränd A man is arguing with an older woman in the apartment below. He seems to be having ideas about things. June 27th 1.40 Lars Wivalius väg A handicapped above is pounding at the floor. 23.12 E20 Three kids are throwing things from the bridge at eurostop. A car driver doesn't know what it is, but it went bang. July 6th 9.53 Kungsgatan Water is pouring along the road to a neighbour. 21.13 Hagaparken A snakebitten dog has to go by car. 19.33Hjalmar Bergmans väg There is a barbeque at the lawn. Several are immigrant families. July 10th 19.00 Visgatan Kids are destroying everything there is. 4.39 Ryningegatan An immigrant is throwing rocks at the balcony since two hours ago, and is shouting "Hassan". 22.44 7-year-olds at the phonebooth are hitting a woman with a chain. July 19th 1.20 Olagatan At the restaurant Freden, a guy in a wheelchair breaks the arm of a girl. 2.41 Vivalla At the beach, people are drinking beer. Shouting, yelling, swimming. July 28th 21.42 stadsparken A drunkard is lying at the statue "the balancing woman". 13. 32 Tujavägen A dachshund is running loose and biting it's wife. Now it is in the wife's rabbit cage. 2.08 Järnvägsspåret At Malmtorp, a person is shouting "I want to die". August 5th 8.22 Torsten Ehrenmarkspark A man is wearing a dress. It frightens people. August 15th 12.00 Södra vattentornet A family is shouting in their trailer. They are afraid of rats. Now, this put's everything in a new light, doesn't it? And no, I should not be posting at 4 am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Gaarni Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 WOW!!! Girl, I worry about you. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnfrozenCaveman Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Are you a Police Officer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Kindergarten teacher by day... Police officer by night... Now THERE is a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 June 17th 2.44 Lillån Youths are circling around the grocery store on bikes. It looks mysterious. 20.22 Författargatan A lady drives over a ball. Those darn kids! And that lady better be hunted like an animal for hurting that poor ball.... all I can say is that is scary..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Wow I am sooooooooooo lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Hey, Set... I think you need someone to talk to... so just go here. Here is your new friend Set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 OMG!! I did all 150 alerts and that thing is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Ctrl + Alt + Del besides, that site is a copy of the REAL annoying website that my friend mande. It had about 500 of them. A hundred of them was sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the wall" and the next 100 was saying the abc's and having to redo it because he "forgot." Then the rest is crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
setsuko Posted April 6, 2003 Author Share Posted April 6, 2003 I have a link that will make all your little pranks look like nothing. It is so bad I don't even send it to my enemies. And it definately doesn't suit being posted here. But know this, this nuclear URL makes your links look like childrens firecrackers. Beware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 oohooh what is it... I have a few people I need to.... get even with...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Oh set dont leave me hangin like that. I wanna see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Me too!!! I want you to get some petty revenge on me so I can see this nuclear site! PM me Set! Please!!! I want some... Or are you making this site up? J/K I want to see, please. Petty revenge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Gaarni Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 You really don't. Cause if you did, you'd be pretty mad. And she'd be pretty banned That's how bad it is .... apperantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deft Aklin Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Set, darlin', you know I love you, but I am in complete disarray after reading that. Basically, I need to ask you, what the heck does that mean? What, I take a weekend off and everyone goes loopy on me? BTW, Jan, they are asking her for it. So I would be inclined to defend her should she give it to them. Pssst, giv it to em Set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 c'mon, PM me the link. I'm at school right now and I couldn't care less what happens to these computers. They're a piece of crap to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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