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Dath Maximus

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I like pets, they can be difficult. Breeding them is ver profitable...m grandpa breeds Boxers, and has 6 puppies currentl, their prize Boxers pure breed. He sold 3 of them last night for 3 thousand american dollars each...and thats cheap.

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Originally posted by Dath Maximus

ok, its been a fun evening for me so bear with my ramblings

 

ok, one of the oven range elements we dont use because it burned out 2 years ago, it had some grease on it and a plate was set on it, the cat walked across the buttons and turned it on next thing i know, lots of smoke, and big flames, then, the damn cat gets outside, god only knows how, and beats up our outdoor cat, then goes under the house and it takes 20 min to get it out

and to top it off, the plate got super hot and shattered in my hand, luckily i was wearing gloves

 

you guys ever have this sorta problem with any of your pets?

 

 

i met tha cat today, freaky yet cute in an odd way.:elephant: kinda like this elephant.

 

the tornado thing is true too!!!

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Oh, lord. Pet stories. Where shall I begin?

 

Well, one of my dogs (Cocker Spaniel) has a thing for licking the walls in my house. There are certain spots on the walls in my house that he pushes his face up against and licks. There's even a half inch deep indentation from where he licked through the wood. There are spots about a foot off the floor on the walls that have no paint on them. :rolleyes:

 

Another dog, the collie, will moo and grunt like Chewbacca when she's playing or getting a belly rub.

 

I had a bird that woudl sit on your shoulder and relax with you, but he hated my sister. He would chase her around the house, screaming at her, and if he landed on her shoulder, he would bite her ears or rip at her earrings. I loved it, he was my boy (he escaped a few months ago :( ).

 

A cat we had would steal sponges from the kitchen and hide them behind the couch, but she would always do it on the sly. I'll never forget hearing her pad into the room, turning around, and seeing her with a sponge in her mouth, looking stunned that someone had caught her. She dropped it and ran away. :D When we moved the couch, we found about a dozen old, dusty sponges back there.

 

My girlfriends dog growls angrily whenever he's happy. I mean, he'll be on his back, getting a belly rub, and his tail will be wagging up a storm, and he'll be growling furiously at you. I mean, teeth and snarling, the whole package.

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

This is why I prefer dogs. They are afraid of ovens.

 

Why can't the damn things be scared of skunks before they get sprayed. Dumb dogs, they have a sense of smell like 100,000 times better than ours, you'd think they'd figure out trouble was coming before they got hit. :mad:

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I had a cat for a long time.....his name was Simon....Maine Coon Cat............he was a neat guy. Unfortunately he got cancer in his eye and we had it removed, but the cancer spread and he went blind in his other eye.....so he was completely blind, and eventually he got to the point where whenever he got somewhat confused as to his location he would start spinning in circles until he got way dizzy and fell over. We found him one night out in the sprinklers, spinning.......drenched to the bone......it was so sad.......we had him put to sleep shortly after that......:(

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