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Matt-Liell

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Originally posted by Jedi220

I second Cjais in saying "Join the club."

 

I know somebody with that knee problem, it can be quite painful at times. I also have some medical maladies of my own, so I feel for you ;)

 

Girls are tricky, Matt. In time, things will shape up.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to court that gamer chick I know. ^__^

 

Instead of a diamond ring, you give her a Nintendo Exclusive Ring. :p

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ah yes, girls.......the only thing in life that will never, EVER, EVER make sense, no matter how hard to try to understand them.

 

The only reason i've got the girlfriend i have now is pure luck. For some reason she seems to think that I'm attractive, and she likes the fact that i'm a big nerd.........strange strange strange ;)

 

I've got no real advice to give you, because I dont know what it is that makes girls interested in a guy........I guess if they like you they do, and if they don't they don't, so it's best to just move on if you find that they don't feel the same way about you.

 

Things'll get better, you're only 14

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

A wise man once said to me: "What I suggest you do now, is to start drinking heavily".

 

I would say that is some pretty good advice.

 

Groovy encouraging heavy under-age drinking?

 

*scribbles note*

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Originally posted by Captain wing

Girls are evil. Pure evil. While I was at hill end these three ugly girls were in the boys room and they said to me, "Theres something in our room come in, it only comes out when its dark" so i went in there and they shut the door and turned the light off, I could smell one of them coming up to me [pe-ew!] so I got outa the fire exit as fast as I could! I knew what they were going to do.. :eek:

 

 

Girls are evil. Matt, I appreciate your work on the Link model, so here you go:

 

Mathematical Proof that girls are evil.

 

Premises: Money is the square root of evil

Girls = Time * Money

Time = Money

 

Proof:

 

Girls = Time * Time

Time * Time = Time^2

 

Time^2=Money^2

 

Girls = Money^2

 

Money^2 = Evil

 

Girls = Evil

 

QED

 

Just so you know in case you aren't sure, * is the symbol for multiplication, and ^ is the symbol for exponents.

 

Hope this helps. :)

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Originally posted by C'jais

Groovy encouraging heavy under-age drinking?

 

*scribbles note*

 

*eats note* Hmmm, tastes like chicken...

 

I was not encouraging anyone to do anything. I was not the one who gave that advice, I was just repeating what I heard.

 

 

 

So is that when you started drinking Blue Milk?

 

I actually don't drink Blue Milk. I just brew the stuff and sell it to people, and give the rest away as gifts. I use the money I make from the blue milk to buy money for gin and tonic, and vodka martinis, shaken, not stirred.

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