Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I was always one of those, "Damn I hate microsoft!" People who wanted to see Bill Gates impaled on a hot poker. I boycotted the Xbox because I didn't want Microsoft breaking into the games industry. I despised Microsoft products. Why? Because Bill Gates is a LOADED. I am first to admit, I am wrong. Apart from the fact I REALLY REALLY want an Xbox now, to play THE EXCELLENT GAME PSYCHONAUTS on, I recently read an article where he talks about how confusing life is at the moment. He's either at a meeting on MAKING money, or a meeting on GIVING money AWAY to charities. See, Mr Bill Gates gives lots of money to charity, and he doesn't make a big thing of it like a lot of 'celebrities' do. Except for Micheal J Fox, he's cool, he can publicise himself as much as he wants coz he's cool. Er anyway, he also plans to give his FORTUNE to charity, or most of it. Okay off the subject of charity which can also be described as an easy way into the peoples hearts. Nonetheless, how much say do you suppose Bill Gates has in the company? A lot of people picture a glasses-wearing, ginger-haired, evil-grinned short man sitting on a throne with his fingers steeped, laughing manically and giving orders like, "Put a bug on Windows NBX! And then release a patch to fix it! And then release ANOTHER patch to fix THAT patch!! BWUAHAHAA!!" Or "Quick, a low profit company are releasing a better OS for a lower cost! CRUSH THEM!". Okay this is really really unlikely. He's got a business, er, empire to run, and he runs it like anybody else would... Okay and my final points are, he drinks milk. What evil man would drink milk? Also, I looked at college pictures of him and he's CUTE. Secondly, I mean, uh, thirdly, Bill is short for William. As in William the Bloody, As in Spike. Who is just plain HOT. In my mind, I have justified my betrayel of many gamers in my purchasing of an Xbox. Good day. (Remember, Bill Gates is NOT an evil man) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Alright. Well, you think Bill Gates is cute? And you want an Xbox? Ok, I never thought Bill Gates was 'evil' but, thats just... weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 Oh, hello. I am not Yufster. I'm yufsters....SISTER! yes. on her computer. Not yufster. Anyway, I would have to completely agree with yufster that Bill Gates is neither Evil nor Insane. This completely justifies her purchase of an Xbox. She's been tearing herself up about it, pulling out her hair and muttering and mumbling insane jargon about betrayel and giving in to the dark side. Well just look at Mr Gates. Could somebody THAT cute be evil? And besides, he wears glasses. No evil people wear glasses. What's that? Mr hussein? Silly, they're READING glasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Ok firstly u have the man all wrong! He's a power-freak! He loves power and he abuses his power. He dosen't give a lot compared to what he earns - he gives out of wealth not out of generousity. Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 Of course he has lots of power in the company, he's the goddamn OWNER. He does in fact, give billions and billions of dollars to charities working to cure preventable diseases in 3rd world countries. He plans to give his fortune to these charities. This is out of generousity. Also, as for power freak who abuses his power... well, as I said above, I doubt Mr Gates sits on his high chair and dictates every move Microsoft makes with Evil glee. No, more likely a group of programmers, thinking it's hilarious, purposely incorporate bugs into software that do things like 'accidently' file blue mountain cards into the trash mail etc.,. They also drink coffee and sniff a lot. Anyway, I don't even like blue mountain cards. I wish they'd STILL go to the junk mail. Bill Gates runs a business empire, not a toyshop. God, he's so hot, I just wanna throw him down and RIDE him! Mek, if he was female and had longer hair, wouldn't you ride him too? I'd say on a scale of one to ten, he rides PRETTTTTY damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Of course he has lots of power in the company, he's the goddamn OWNER. He does in fact, give billions and billions of dollars to charities working to cure preventable diseases in 3rd world countries. He plans to give his fortune to these charities. This is out of generousity. Actually he gives MILLIONS but not BILLIONS. And of course he's leaving his fortune to Charity, he dosen't want anyone else to be as rich as him. Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 You think bill's cute?!?!?!!!!! then you obviously haven't seen him!!!! THAT is not cute (well, the chest is , but that's beyond the point) nor THAT!!!! Neither in the slightest bit is THAT (Wich is actually the right size for a post card) and how you think he's cute a a college boy, THAT isn't even cute for me if I could even imagine being a girl or gay, oh and by the way, did I mention that THAT THING AIN'T NICE! P.S.'course he's got power, he's the richest man inthe world! -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 Bill Gates is so HOT! Especially in that picture of him as a college kid in the mugshot or whatever. And with the chest! Hello, we're talking TOM CRUISE HERE. Anyway, Mek, I think you're being a little dramatic. He doesn't want anybody else to be as rich as him? What about he's just a normal guy who wants to help charities and knows well that money doesn't buy happiness, so he doesn't want to leave the money to his kids either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Yufster, stop freakin' me out!!!!!!!!! -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Yeah serieusly I only read 2 of yer topics but already im confuffled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 Oh Mr Threepwood! You're so hot! Spank me with a hairbrush! You naughty, naughty multi zillion dillion aire! Spank me with wads of CASH! Naughty, NAUGHTY cash! EDIT: Er, I mean Mr Gates. I really don't know why I said Threepwood. Anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I'VE GONE COMPLETELY RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway, I've got to go to bed now, it's 11:40PM BYE ALL!!! -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 Have sweet dreams. The Bill Gates kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 This is just weird, and its a good thing it's over Feral, do your magic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Anyway, Mek, I think you're being a little dramatic. No I'm not. He loves power. =Mek= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Who doesn't? I mean if you really had power to make at lot of ppl do what you ' em to, wouldnt that be great? Anyway this topic has gone on long enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Deadmeat_X I mean if you really had power to make at lot of ppl do what you ' em to, wouldnt that be great? No it wouldn't. =mek= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I swoop by Monkey Island for the first time and this is the first topic I choose to come across? Must have the luck of the Irish or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 No, you just stumbled across a topic with Mek in it. I'm not saying it's Mek's fault, but every topic here with him in it seems to have controversy on his part, facts speak for themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 *yawn* Aaaaaaaaahhhhh that's good stuff. hey, why have I woke up in the middle of the forums? And why can I see yufster typing out her love for bill gates? Eeeewww! that is SICK!!! Oh, and by the way, does anyone else imagine him as that guy who works at all the stores in the simpsons? ya know, the guy with the phoey voice, oh, you know, that guy with ginger hair? Oh, y'know the teenager?! -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 Jesus CHRIST Mek, this thread was supposed to be funny, not some political or religious or moral debate. Go away and post in somebody elses thread! GOOD GOD. That man is insanely handsome! Hey, that's weird, it's Bill Gates! Here's a hairbrush Mr Gates, do your business. Hey I have an idea. I've come to the conclusion that money attracts. Therefore, whatever about this decades version of Lynx is like.... Money Aroma. Yeah! That'd sell like crazy! Mr Gates doesn't need it. He's like that character out of that cartoon I used to watch, Uncle Duckworth or something his name was, and he used to dive into this big ROOM full of money and SWIM in it, and sometimes he'd dive in and break his skull on the hard floor because it was GONE, because thieves had made off with it to supplement Bill Gates income. Okay the last part may not be true, but that's the way I remember it. Even in... OH YEAH BY THE WAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY I'm 17!! I'm 17!!! WOO! WOO! And I had my ART EXAMINATION TODAY ALSO! Ptcha. Oh yeah but we won our rounders match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Happy Birthday Yufster. I've got my art exam tommorrow. hwo did your's go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 Thanks Neil Don't worry it's not bad at all. Firstly we went and got drawing boards. We sat at the tables in the refectory, two per table and drew the still life, which was easy enough. We got about an hour and a half for that, and then we got a half hour break and we started the life drawing. We got in a circle of chairs around the sitter and had about an hour and a half on that, which also included a ten minute break for the sitters. Make sure you're there early and get a good seat for the life drawing, get the angle you're best at, and I'd recommend doing the head and shoulders because it's easier to get 'impressive' detail into the face, and school uniforms are bland and boring to draw. I had plenty of time and actually enjoyed the exam and made faces at the sitter to make her laugh. The superintendant was okay, she didn't say a word but it's so annoying the way the CLICK around in their CLICKY HIGH HEELS! Its OMINOUS! Anyway, good luck with your exam, though you don't need it I'll bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 happy birthday, you sexy sexy insane person:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 I'm sexy? Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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