Lunatic Jedi Posted May 24, 2003 Author Posted May 24, 2003 AAAGHHH!!! MY BALLS!!! *Kicks Topshot in the crotch repeatedly* DIE YOU ASS****ING ****SUCKING PILE OF ****!!! DIE!!!!
topshot Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 //Topshot sneaks up to Lunatic Jedi from behind while he's distracted repeatedly kicking a cleverly disguised impersonation of Topshot, then taps LJ on the shoulder, while eating a carrot, pretending he's Bugs Bunny.* Eh? What's up, doc? And as for SamFisher....... *Keeps blasting him with "huge as hell" AK-47's until Fisher's nothing but a rotting corpse.*
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Rotting corpse.... why you..... DIEDIEDIE MOTHER****ING PIECE OF ****!
topshot Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Hey, that was actually.....pretty funny! //Smashes Sam's face in with a rock, just for trying to kill him.* Ooh! THAT has gotta hurt you more than it hurts me! Boy! I crack myself up!
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 *topshot watches as Sam goes into bullet time, dodging the rock* Watch the MASTER! Motherf***ing peice of.....
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Hefts his silenced sniper rifle into place. Aims. puff. SamFisher's head disentegrates into a red cloud. I hate people who try cover up their stupidity with cusswords... j/k!
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 * at the last second, Sam pulls the pin from the grenade he is holding.... BOOM!*
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Crap. Turns to run, as time slows down just to make SamuelDravis look cool.... 3... 2... 1...
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 *too late... b***h* As the world around him turns to molten flame...
Thrackan Solo Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 YOU ****** ******* *** YOU PEICE OF **** ******!!!!!**** DIEDIEDIE!!!
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Good thing I'm the server. GODMODE ON What a pitiful attempt.
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 What the hell? Sam thinks as he wakes up, looking around. He sees Samuel Dravis' mangled corpse on the ground..... God... then he faints.
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 ...Assisted, of course, by the steel-toed boot of SamuelDravis viciously kicking his head as hard as possible. Looks over at his previous body. Inadequate piece of flesh...
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Sam quickly grabs his foot, twisting and pulling him to the ground, breaking his leg and koncking him out.
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Blast, I'm in god mode. This isn't supposed to happen... His last action before "koncking" out is to pull his poisoned dagger out and stab SamFisher in the leg.
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 *aw... Sh*t* that wasen't supposed to happen. * he quickly starts to put bandage around the wound* Then Sam gets his his duct tape and a grenade , shoves it in his mouth and tapes it in and pulls the ring. *now, time to make myself scarce*
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Struggles to get out, then realizes that death will soon come, so why not make it faster? KILL Armed with only his trusty rocket launcher, SamuelDravis again starts to hunt SamFisher...
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 LAME!LAME! Sam goes an gets a sniper rifle and finds a good hiding place.Now let him come...
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Sneaking quietly around SamFisher, SamuelDravis brings his rocket launcher up. Death to all those who shove grenades in my mouth! Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeep. SamuelDravis presses the trigger and runs.
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 All the while, Sam has Force Seeing on. At the last second he turnd around and F-pushes the rocket away. Rocket time boy boy... He shoots and Samuel Dravis' body disappears.
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 ...behind a steel girder. hehe He pops up from behind cover and fires again...
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 Sam rolls out of the way, seeking cover, seeing none, he fires too.
Samuel Dravis Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 SamuelDravis frantically tries to push the rocket away. Too late...
Sam Fisher Posted May 25, 2003 Posted May 25, 2003 And so, they both disentegrate in clouds of of red mist... That is.... the end.
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