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I believe in the power of the force, but combine that with TuTu the sun god, and Spike the Vampire, and you sort of have my religion. It's called Fosusp. See, it's like, FO fro FORCE, SU from and SP from SPIKE. I believe I can pick stuff up without actually picking it up, and I also believe in Skittles. Taste the Rainbow. I have never actually tasted the rainbow, but presumably I will when I die. When I die, I will taste the rainbow and be able to eat as many skittles as I want without getting an aching jaw from chewing. I always get a sore jaw when I eat skittles. I tried sucking them but it's not the same.

 

I would like to say that anybody that believes in Mars Bars will spend an Eternity chewing skittles and getting a sore jaw when they die.

 

What about your religion?

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well, griss, i was just joking. dont you get the idea of the topic?

 

Originally posted by Yufster

I believe in the Iraqi minister for Information

 

you do?! *points and laughs*

jk ;)

 

 

 

oh, and btw, now i believe in gnomes, cause i asked the leprechauns and they told me they are not the ones organizing my underware alphabetically

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Yes I do believe in the Iraqi Information Minister. I believe that we all commited suicide and are dead, and our stomachs will roast slowly and bubble in their own juices in hell, and we will all be killed, if we had not already committed suicide, which we had, but if we hadn't we'd be killed anyway, because we are stupid and silly and condemned and stupid, and....

 

(Dramatic Pause)

 

.... condemned, also.

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Well I'm Catholic, but I guess I can have ANOTHER religion, as long as one doesn't contradict the other. :D

 

I believe that Sesshoumaru is out there somewhere, waiting for the perfect person to give his DNA to (Not the way you think, more of a chromosone transfer and change the person deal).

And if he ever gives me his DNA, I will wait until my chromosones will change, and force them to change to my will, therefore having dog ears, great strengh, etc and symbols on my face the way I want it. :D

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Originally posted by Das Mole

i believe that penguins will rule supreme one day.

 

yeah, penguins rock!

 

Originally posted by Das Mole

the main philosophy in my belief system is that if someone asks you for some kind of item, and if you don't have it, you must state that you ate it and that you are sorry.

 

i do that too, but not as a religions, its just for the sake of annoying every1. Also, when im holding some garbage i dont wanna hold, i give it to some1 while saying "hold this for me so i can go loop-dee-loop". And the funny thing is, every1 holds it first, and then they realize their mistake.

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Systematic Sausage Frogs!

 

Are a bunch of words which have absolutely nothing to do with my religion, but what the hooey, I thought I'd throw it in anyway.

 

So yeah, I believe in the Power of Arnold Bros (est 1905), may he destroy Prices Slashed! Nomes forever!

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Originally posted by Yufster

Yes I do believe in the Iraqi Information Minister. I believe that we all commited suicide and are dead, and our stomachs will roast slowly and bubble in their own juices in hell, and we will all be killed, if we had not already committed suicide, which we had, but if we hadn't we'd be killed anyway, because we are stupid and silly and condemned and stupid, and....

 

(Dramatic Pause)

 

.... condemned, also.

 

:rofl::lol: Ya gotta love the guy, hey check this out:

 

iim_deathstar.jpg

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I am wINgu`hA¬fu~I (I worship blades of grass with the letter S in them). I used to be a pHONta[s`Hombe%K, but I died (This was in my past life) and got sent to hell. The Devil got up and said "Are you pHILBRUSH?

"why yes, yes I am" I answered. "Then come with me" he shown me three doors. "These are the doors that you will spend the rest of eternity in." he said, " you may look in each door, then choose one to spend the rest of eternity in."

In the first door there were people standing up to thier neck in Cow pat. The second had people up to their chin in Cow pat.

The third, however had about five people up to thier knees in

cow pat, eating cake, and drinking tea. I chose the last door.

"meh, coulda been worse." I said, as I ate a chunk of cake.

about 15 mins later, the devil burst in and boomed "Ok, tea-break's over! Back on your heads!!!!!!"

Wich is why I am no longer a pHONta[s`Hombe&K.

 

-pHILBRUSH

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Old joke, a slightly better one (although slightly drawn out) is this.

 

One day, and angineer dies and goes to hell. when he gets there, eh finds that it's extremely hot and no one like it. so he develops an air conditioner that works in conditions in hell. he also created a swimming pool, hot tub, sushi bar and ice machine. The Devil was pleased. One on of his usual stroles, God walked nito hell to see how things were running only to find that the place of eternal damnation was being turned into a brilliant vacation spot almost better than heaven. 'Who did this!' demanded God. 'He did' said the Satan pointing to the engineer. God looked at him and said 'Hmm, there must be some mistake, he should have come to heaven, not hell, i demand that you send him up right away!' 'Hah!' said the devil 'I would never, he's made this place better than ever!'

'If you don't send him up right now, i'll sue!'

'Sue! Ha! Where are you going to find a lawyer!'

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Originally posted by Yufster

Listen, guys, I was thinking of ways to break this to you. I am God. Yeah. So you can start worshipping. Even if you don't believe me, you'd better be on the safe side.

 

a song comes to mind

 

'What if God was one of us.

Just a slob like one of us...'

 

oh, and i shall never worship you, I am destined to stay loyal to Arnold Bros (est. 1905). You are tempting me, you are swaying me from Arnold Bros (est. 1905) you must be none other than teh devil, Prices Slashed!

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no, but i wish i did, ive been told its a good game.

 

 

 

 

ok, for the breaking news, yufster, you are not god.

another breaking news, i am the one who created matrix. I created it to see how you all reacted to that. I wanted to see if any1 understood the reality you are all under:

I am one of the creators of a virtual reality that i call MyWorld1.09 . Every1 in your world belongs to MyWorld1.09 . Yes, im am a programmer that made this world, just like many other programmers around Earth. btw, they all annoy me, cause i named the planet on MyWorld1.09 "Earth" just as ours, but i think its more interesting this way. Actually, if it werent for me always interfering, your history would have been very diferent from ours. Anyways, it still have many bugs, so, if you notice any, contact me.

 

Oh, FYI, you are not humans. Actually, you are all AI softwares plugged into the mainframe that ive programed to look like humans. In MyWorld1.09, i did your world just like mine to see if you could ever reach AI and do a VR world on your own, inside your world, which is my VR world.

 

Soon enough i will unlock the time break again and let the time flow on its normal speed (1 year of MyWorld1.09 per Earth day) and you will never hear from me again. But remember, i ll be watching. And when you manage to build your own VR world, i ll get a Great Men Prize for proving my theory. I wont even bother telling you all, its more interesting to see how you get to your own conclusions. So, hum, enjoy your lives!

 

 

Btw, you know Napoleon? he never really existed in the real Earth. I just added him cause i thought the eighteenth century could use an all-conquering dictator. My friends told me his comeback was too farfetched, but i knew you would buy it ;P

Anyways, he wasnt supposed to lose, its just that i had to have dinner and forgot to unlock the time break. Next thing i knew he lost Waterloo and now he is trying to flee to the US. I couldnt let that happen, a hero like him running away with his tail under his legs, so i gave him a honorfull last fight that made him surrender to the brittish. The poor thing was just too sad in Saint Helen, so i shutted him down. Silly AIs, never figured out what killed him. And where did you take that ulcer theory from? i never programmed that.

 

 

anyway, ive probably already said too much. So long for now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this story is © of Alexis Petri Magalhães Costa ;P

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