Zoom Rabbit Posted June 5, 2003 Author Posted June 5, 2003 My advice is to not look directly at Murta's picture. Use masking tape to cover it up on your monitor, or it will put you in need of therapy... Don't worry about Martha Stewart, I'll take her out myself. My arsenal includes: 1. Imported Swiss chocolates. 2. Tasteful taper candles in silver candlesticks. 3. Some nice music. Mancini perhaps. 4. Blanket immunity from prosecution order signed by Emperor Bush. 5. A bottle of VS Hennessey cognac. 6. Fireplace with bear skin rug. Sick, sick, sick...
edlib Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Don't worry about Martha Stewart, I'll take her out myself. Zoom,.. this Martha Stewart infatuation is disturbing, to say the very least. I reccommend you seek professional attention as soon as you can! Besides, wait a bit... after she's been sharing a 10 foot cell with a 6'2" 300lb mass-murderer named Helga for a couple of months, you really won't need all the rest of that stuff when you visit. Just vaseline and pain medication for yourself,.. y'know, for afterwards. Have fun!
Surfnshannon Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 this thread needs to be merged w/ the wet panties thread!
access_flux Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 OMG. this is the first time for me on the RS boards, and i think i stumbled in on the wrong thread on my first go..... ok then, seems like my sorta place! be seeing more of you then doods!!
Lynk Former Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 Ahahahaha, the DSS thread needs to be renamed to the "wet panties thread" XD
Surfnshannon Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 yum....eats her carmel apple sucker.... can we quit talking about wet panites and martha stewart underwear...I'm trying to suck on my sucker here!
access_flux Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 OMG how can you even mention Martha sterwart and Wet panties in the same post? thats the most horrible though of all time... :D yuk!
Lynk Former Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 ...*shrugs* I'm just seeing how long we can keep talking about wet panties...
Surfnshannon Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 no i can top that.... martha stewart, wet panties and a weasel....
Lynk Former Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT no i can top that.... martha stewart, wet panties and a weasel.... MY JA!! ST IS ONTO SOMETHING!
Surfnshannon Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 intelligence has sent us over another picture of the target formers...however I think it might have been a mistaken interception of some sort of Latin American Programming...
Lynk Former Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 okay come out with your hands up, a bottle of scotch, a $5 scratchy, and something with "kendal" written on it...
Surfnshannon Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 we need to find another forum to invade...these monkey peeps are boring. i thought they'd be fun..but they aren't riled by anything xcept thread closures and religous discussions. y can't i friggin spell anything right ever! ergh
Lynk Former Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 You know the cure for those kinds of thread Shanz?.... Wet Panties... *nods*
Surfnshannon Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 ****static**** zoom bunny do you copy over? ***static**** we're sending in more reinforcements..... **static** lynks flyin in some wet panties!! do you copy?
Lynk Former Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 fresh wet panties comin your way zoomie! viva la honey!!
EvilleApplePie Posted June 6, 2003 Posted June 6, 2003 *stuffs torpedos full of wet panties* Hahahahaha we'll cover them in wet panties! Wet panties for everyone!!!
Lynk Former Posted June 7, 2003 Posted June 7, 2003 XD I know who cracken/niner/ike is going to blame if this all goes out of hand... me x.x *runs away*
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 7, 2003 Author Posted June 7, 2003 Relax, hon. Don't get your panties wet. No, no, no--you guys have this invasion thing all wrong! Of course the Harbor inhabitants are asleep and the threads are boring.... Hijack them.
Lynk Former Posted June 7, 2003 Posted June 7, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Relax, hon. Don't get your panties wet. XD ...too late... XP
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