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My advice is to not look directly at Murta's picture. Use masking tape to cover it up on your monitor, or it will put you in need of therapy...

 

Don't worry about Martha Stewart, I'll take her out myself. My arsenal includes:

 

1. Imported Swiss chocolates.

 

2. Tasteful taper candles in silver candlesticks.

 

3. Some nice music. Mancini perhaps.

 

4. Blanket immunity from prosecution order signed by Emperor Bush.

 

5. A bottle of VS Hennessey cognac.

 

6. Fireplace with bear skin rug.

 

:D Sick, sick, sick...

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

Don't worry about Martha Stewart, I'll take her out myself.

Zoom,.. this Martha Stewart infatuation is disturbing, to say the very least. I reccommend you seek professional attention as soon as you can!

 

 

Besides, wait a bit... after she's been sharing a 10 foot cell with a 6'2" 300lb mass-murderer named Helga for a couple of months, you really won't need all the rest of that stuff when you visit. Just vaseline and pain medication for yourself,.. y'know, for afterwards. ;)

 

Have fun!

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