RicardoLuigi... Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 who'd you give a ferret to? zoom rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 You know, Das...If I'd bought you that custom title, it would've said 'I'm confused!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Yeah, but then it would be slightly more fitting, and obviously something he had chosen himself, thus wasting the perpetrator's hard-earned credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 exactly. but that would work very well for me, wouldn't it? can't wait til i reach my 100th post! that will be a proud proud day in my life. i will change my cutsom title to "i'm confused. *?*" except it will be in dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Yeah, then everyone eltse would be confused as well as you. EDIT: Holy crap! I said "eltse!" I must be nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 I have developed the following weapons of mass destruction: Atmas Bio Terror Agent 295: travels via air, closes up lungs within seconds of inhalation causing death, travels quickly, one small capsule contains enough to knock out 10 square miles. Nuclear Bomb Activated via MCR, medium radius. Some other scary sh!t Including nail bombs and also some duct tape, which is useful for assasinating presidents and killing both Tony Blair and President Bush in that coordinated attack we planned earlier in the Monkey Forum Years. Nobody will ever guess the real intent of this seemingly innocent fan forum Meanwhile, I'm bored. Get Osama Bin Laden on the phone. Wait, I've a better idea. Get Osama AND Saddam on the phone. Three way line. And I had another thought... Ask Bill Gates whether he's still investing in the Computer Anthrax Virus, the one that causes the computers to ingest and implode, causing certain death to the user. Hello Mr President! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 You know what would be FUNNY? If I got thrown into the back of a van tomorrow by a bunch of retards from the American Government. I think I'd have a case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Well, if we don't hear from you in a while, we know where you'll be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 i would say some but yufster did already.. yufster if there will be a van which i denie that it will be, then i'll manage to be the driver. yeah and then i bring you to osama's place.. We'll film him like when he's doing it sandwich with Saddam and Mr. Arrafat. Yeah then we're like going to discredit them in the whole wide world.. And do you know what will happen..?? All alquaidamembers will become gay/bisexual because it's the will of allah and this breed of wideopen*******s. And then we take that video to Mr. Bush ( wait.. take that video?? *pukes all over the keyborafkdlkjkjnf.c*) and show him that the only way to stop them is to bring up a huge trap made of exclusive HIGHHEELS collection. Yes and you know what is a real WOMD??? FLAMING OSAMAS BEARD!!!!! Perhabs i'll just stay at home in my nice german terrorcell home and shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Praise Allah, our brother Bin Laden has finally found peace, watching the American President burn in hell! Praise Allah! Praise Allah! Let us all bring back the Iraqi Minister of Information and walk hand in hand with him down the path to new glory, with our mighty ruler Saddam in place of power, praise allah! Hellooooo Mister President! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 *couch.. rrhhhsper.. pretends voice of pres* yeah yufster.. this is Mr. President speaking.. i dont think youre like .. a funky terrorists act .. i dont believe you have actually neither had ever any WOMDs at hand.. i believe this hole thing is a huge conspirative conspiracy thingy. you guys are trying to trick me around .. *coughcough* ahh. yah. can you imagine this yuf?? This seems to be a hole lot of Mr. Winkies saying "hellooooo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 I bid you my fellow camel enthusiasts welcome. I have come far across the desert with many crates of fine sarin nerve gas and plutonium that some desperate and nervous looking Iraqis were 'willing to let go' for a very reasonable price. My brothers Ahmed, Hamdi and I will meet with you all in Times Square to discuss what we should do with this wonderful bounty from Allah. We'll be coming in on the 5:15 United shuttle flight from London. *(Takes a picture of President Bush through the computer monitor.)* Smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 pehabs they can do like ... pretend they want to be stars .. today started that new tvshow .. StarSearch .. *(interlude)nice voice bubbelin* Do you have problems like .. to concentrate? To get the point in few sentences? Explain what are you actually thinking? Are you drifting away every time you stare at the monitorything? You never attend to the topic? The is it you we are searching. For you to consume our "Best ADD Award 03' " 2003 .. *scrrreeeeeeeeeaack* Hey what was this? .. *looks around* hmmm. StarSearch. StarAct, KidAct, ComedianAct, AndSome****IDontNoAnyMoreAct. .. hm. now i am bored .. and i forgot my text. *goes off, cries silently about his totally spootynes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 INFIDELS OF AMERICA! THROW YOURSELVES TO THE MERCY OF ALLAH OR BE EXPUNGED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 Ray: the only cure for your present state of mind is to IMMEDIATELY go to the toilet, place your head in the bowl and flush repeatedly until your spootyness clears up. Then have a beer. Hell, have six. Trust me on this. I suffer from the malaise of spootyness on a frequent basis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Just testing something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 6, 2003 Author Share Posted July 6, 2003 Aren't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=ReApEr=- Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Yufster uses dodgy image services, oh and nice title yufster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 6, 2003 Author Share Posted July 6, 2003 RoyTordesLegend also has a new custom title. *(Bows)* And a long, looo-nng way to go until he can change it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=ReApEr=- Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Zoomie i think we have a new line of newbies to extend our fun too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 zoom.. i actually have some problems with your excercise .. do i have to use the toilet before? open the cover? how should i place my head in it? stand with the front to it or with the back to the bowl? i dont have any beer.. but theres an old indian living at the corner down the street.. he has offered me six bottles of mescaline . ... can i use them instead? no wait.. i can rob this old lady there and buy some new beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 6, 2003 Author Share Posted July 6, 2003 Taking mescaline and locking yourself in a porta-potty overnight should suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Don't forget to jump into the "pit" component of the porta-potty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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