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I don't know how many of you remember the thread from the less temporary forums about a US National Guardsman who changed his name to Optimus Prime before shipping off to the Persian Gulf, but there's a new bit of info about him now:

 

The Cuyahoga Falls man who changed his name to Optimus Prime, a Transformers toy and leader of the Autobots, has been granted leave from active duty in the Gulf.

 

In addition to a death in the family, a fire destroyed the house where he planned to move.

 

"The Red Cross message came through and they got me right out of there," said Prime. "I only had a half hour to pack to come home. I was on a plane back the same day and it was about a 28 hour plane ride to get back here."

 

Prime's girlfriend and four children lived in the house that was destroyed.

I mean, I'm all for copyright and trademark protection, but that's a little ridiculous. Let's just hope Orrin Hatch doesn't hook up with the people who enforce Transformers intellectual property rights. He'll go from destroying people's computers to burning down houses and murdering family members.
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Originally posted by zarathustrian

"Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?" [/b]

That single line had me laughing for 10 minutes straight. And I don't mean "like it was 10 minutes". No, I actually laughed for 10 minutes. It's the best joke ever. Great episode.

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Originally posted by Marek

That single line had me laughing for 10 minutes straight. And I don't mean "like it was 10 minutes". No, I actually laughed for 10 minutes. It's the best joke ever. Great episode.

The Kool-Aid joke was funnier. :p

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HA HA HA...please, make it stop, I can't breath, Family Guy is killing me. And I laughed for a good 2 minutes, I'm still a huge fan of the 27 second {was that it Tom?} sequence where he just gasps in pain on the ground.

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