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"A distraught Kazakh mother kept her daughter's mummified corpse in her apartment for three years hoping she would be resurrected by aliens."

Religion and religious beliefs are a funny thing. It's amazing to me how murder in the name of religion is viewed as okay in some...

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I Think this story may bet that one.

 

Bank Robbery

 

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the

Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

 

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their

efforts at disabling the security system got underway

immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or

two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were

surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout

the bank.The robbers cracked the first safe's

commbination, and inside they found only a small bowl

of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio

tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a

bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and

it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

 

The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an

ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained

covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers

made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more

than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

 

The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST

SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING

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