Nitro Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment -My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel". 9.Undermine -There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 So....wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Yet funny in a crude way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba The Hunt Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 what else did u expect from Nitro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 come on nitro.. admit it's your homework.. and you stole it from me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 funny, wrong, and strange. Up definetly Nitro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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