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Snot from his ears? Projectile peeing? Good story, although the start was a bit confusing because of the lack of context. Also, the use of the serpent is ubiquitous and hence somewhat cliche. I feel a winged serpent seems vaguely familair too, although I'm not sure from where. Apart from the questionable descriptions I mentioned, quite like ze others. The last line is great ;o Very wry, and poor Drenicus seems to have been condemned for some obscure amusement on the devil's part:p

Never mind that, Dev! I just reread Watchmen and had my mind blown for the second time (by it anyway). The chapter about Doc Manhattan is so awesome that I can't type anymore augweruqbwuoerqwaidjipwuer

No idea :3 It had honey in it, but I can't tell you more than that.

Splash Mountain in Orlando is cruel--when the doors crack open, a cheery voice says "What goes up, must come down!" Those Disney people are EVIL under their sunny dispositions >.> Haha, you're still young! You've seen way more of USA than I have, at any rate!

Long flights=do not want. I'm not claustrophobic, but I get edgy on long flights anyway. It probably has to do with how stuffy the air is. I feel like I'm suffocating :3

A most stunning use of your powers of deduction ;D

Lol, hardly Geography is not one of my strong points. Hehe, one day ;o There's lots to see in the US, but it's so far away and so expensive! THe 24 hour flight killed me D: Who isn't a Disney fanatic? Plus the rides are fun Mmm, those pork ribs were:p I really really liked the sauce they use!

Lol, especially when you realise that I'm not Australian But Aussies are cool

Well, school is uneventful. I'm finishing up the most boring term, and we're not done with our project even though it's due next week. Oh well, hopefully we'll finish! I have to write about health behaviour theories which is jshfiushaeus boring. Also, not speaking Mandarin is making me forget EVERYTHING. Strangely though, a lot of mainland Chinese here who speak Mandarin and Cantonese:P Yourself?

Bad Sabre >:[ Go to school, it is (moderately) good for you.

Well, that's because the majority of people from Singapore are Chinese Preconceptions are not an attractive thing, but there you go.

*feeds sabre to a cat named brick*

It's not so much fun to teleport your poop onto a pit fiend's head as to do the deed yourself.

GIRLS POLE DANCING ON STREET SIGNS. They were drunk, and don't exactly have the physiques suited to such activities. And the guys catcalling at them were just as drunk. Silly intoxicated unruly aussies

Oh? Do I want to know that in further detail? You'll be fine, don't worry about it:3 Last night I saw two girls trying to pole dance on street signs. It was not a pretty sight O_o No wonder the street signs there were pretty shaky. I guess it's a good thing they didn't fall onto the road, at any rate.

Yep, I've been to Orlando and Miami, transited in Detroit. I liked Disney World :3 California's pretty warm right? Yeah, and it's dry baking heat. I dunno how they survive, and I don't plan on finding out *flies home asap* Yes, zat is true! *likes old buildings even if they're freezing and have dubious plumbing* On another note, I just had the best prok ribs evar last night. I am still recovering from the shock of actually liking pork ribs :3

It is back! Hehe. Er, he's not really coming home, just coming to visit for a week. And I'm not really home either, I've been transplanted:P Gorramit, I whine about my country a lot, but I'm still Malaysian:/

Bad ime to have the flu! You and Lynkie better stay undercover or the health officers will ninja tackle you guys and drag you off to quarantine Congrats on graduating! What comes next?

Crazy troll brother who is an interestinng person <3

Sabre dear, I just can't I'm using my sister's crappy old laptop because mine died, rmbr? I should have it back soon though.

Ah, I see Well, I think it's more of the place where you grew up...I've been in a tropical country all my life, save holidays overseas. Which part of the US of the A are you in anyway? Uh, I've visited Sydney in the summer briefly, and it has flies. Big, stupid flies that fly at your face despite all attempts to stop them from doing so. I think it can reach 40 degrees Celsius in summer here, which is NOT A GOOD THING. I fully intend to go home to Malaysia during summer holidays:p

Haha, yeah, it is. It's overrated, imho, but I'm not really a fan of moern architecture. I'd rather visit the old world...wander through quaint European villages, be dumbstruck by the Forbidden City, etc.

Hehe, how have you been? I have been forgetting every scrap of Mandarin that I learned during the holidays, which is saaaaaaad.

Heeee, what to do! As in Kavar's or others? I find that I increasingly want to see silly light-hearted things on the internet... Real life is quite srs bsns enough and this is supposed to be recreational, gorramit How's the weather there atm? Congrats, you two Do something uber romantic, ya? The boyfriend and I missed our 3-year anniversary 'cuz he was in Brisbane, but he's coming to visit in a few weeks' time and I'm so happy! :D:D

I will return when my laptop does. I hope they didn't reformat it:P

Lol that guy is so emo

I wanna watch this! http://www.repo-opera.com/

Settling in, visiting my sister and stuff Canberra is very pretty and full of trees, but not sure if I'd wanna live there How have you been?

O rly? You are surviving fine, brother dear;)