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Bee, Fic is out! Zhe shi wo de story!

We march to victory, Commander! And with your help (and potential recruitment of other members to our cause), victory shall soon become the future and the present!

Sheeple are very common over here, I assure you! And most aren't that cute.

They put 儿 after most sentences? I thought that it was just added in certain sentences, like 尔 zhu zai 哪儿 (sorry, I couldn't find a very good translator to get the characters >_<)? That'd be pretty annoying if you were trying to understand... well, anything!

I did go sleeps! Then I smashed my alarm when it went off, and slept for an extra hour! And now I am writing on your profile!

How goes Bee's life? Absolutely delicious, I hope?

Well, it certainly is laughable.

Bee, what's your new title say? It looks like a sanskrit/Arabic-type language.

My idea came to me during... I think it was Social Studies homework (yeah, ideas come when I'm doing work ) It occurred to me to have someone breaking their morals- and what better place then in war? And then, remembering that it'd be boring reading only one story, I've decided to do two point of views, each intertwined. If I do this correctly, it should work out nicely.

As for your story, I hope it goes well! I'm more than happy to help you in any way that I can. Take things slow, think about the plot as a whole, and move on from there. If you're dedicated to finishing it, I've got no doubt that you will.

Was there ever any doubt?

Here comes Sky Pamphlet, traveling onwards and upwards in order to save the Earth from a rapidly advancing meteor!

Oh, wait! That's not a meteor, that's...

That's...

A Sabretooth Tiger!

Quite so, quite so, Sir! Glory to SSPP!

Achilles! It looks like your Garfield problem just took a forcible break.

Achilles, save us! We need your assistance in Kavar's!

I would if I could, but, alas, I cannot! Instead, we must change standard time.

TO GREENWICH WE MUST RIDE, SABRE!

greetings O wise one; I come bearing petri dishes!

Bee! You have returned from your studying hiatus in order to greet us all with "Merry Christmas!" A merry Christmas to you, too!

I demand details about your life, Bee! Details.

Your Evil Mistress, you're leaving us! Please, without the rigid stability instituted by an evil lawyer, LF will collapse into an amorphous blob. *sniffs* Well, best of luck to you, at any rate!

I'm kind of indifferent about Caesar: at first, he was the champion of the people (assuming that I've recalled correctly), conquering Egypt, Gaul, and, I believe, land in Turkey. However, towards his later time, he raised taxes (to this day, no one likes higher taxes ). Eventually, a few Senators thought he had too much power. The rest is history. *shrugs*

BEE YOU WUB KIDS DONT DENY IT IT WILL ONLY BE YOUR DOOM IF YOU DO KIDS ARE KIND OF CUTE BUT THEN THEY EAT THEIR BOOGERS. :\

Puppy pics! If I find some, I'll try and get you some pictures of my Beast (family nickname for our German Shepard).

No problem. I speculate that most threads in the Political Discussion subforum will quiet down- almost immediately.

Also, nice find with the Obama tax cut.

Many thanks, GTA. I found it while surfing this great mass of interconnected nets.

How have you been recently?

Hail, Moff Tarkin! Your Imperial Majesty, bow down to the mighty American that has saved your country! [/sarcasm]

Thanks for the add, SW. Hopefully Kavar's will calm down soon.

It's hungry.

In class, we were listening to a Chinese video. The narrator spoke so fast, it sounded insane. I picked up bits here and there, but it's pretty unknown to me. *shrugs*

Nononono, my alarm clock be not cute. It makes loud cried and I must smash it to make it shut up (hey, it's hard to find the reset button when the sun isn't even up yet!).

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hai.

Now, we only need a time machine! We shall change the very nature of time itself, Sabre!

Document REDACTED is en route pending our next REDACTED Chat. However, if REDACTED finds out about it all, then our plans are for naught. We must move with secrecy and guile, REDACTED, lest our plans are exposed to the forces of darkness.

Reactions to the plan from REDACTED were... mixed. REDACTED approved wholeheartedly, citing its shrewd maneuvers and obfuscation of its true intentions. REDACTED, REDACTED, and REDACTED were of mixed-to-favorable opinion, with questions concerning its specific viability and potency. REDACTED* was entrenched against it.

We must proceed, REDACTED. For the good of REDACTED everywhere. We must proceed.

*REDACTED for possible termination.

Harassing people! Fun stuff, Bee! Ahh, the joys of life.

What was it about? I think it was Xian, the first emperor, and terracotta warriors.

Why do I wake up so early? Skewl, Bee, Skewl! It's terrible here, and they use inefficient methods to teach us! If it weren't for books, the Internetz, and wanting to learn, I'd be in the pits!

How go your stories for the CEC? I've just re-started by Cantina entry. Finally, I get some free time to write!

Well then, I WOULD LIKE SOME 3.14159. PI iz delicious. Mmm, Pi. Oh, Sabre: Pi goes very well with a side serving of crazy.

Sabre, save me from my bed-ridden state!

I predict a massive schism between the lefties and the righties. In other words, it's an all-out war between Garfield and everyone else.