Tobias Reiper

^Tell Mr.Sandman I said hi.

^Why is he doing that weird dance move thing in your signature?

^ *BZZT* I-WILL-KILL-THE-SOLDIER. *BZZT* HE-IS-A-BAD-FRIEND. *BZZT* HE-IS-NOT-A-REAL-SOLDIER. *BZZT* HE-WAS-NOT-EVEN-IN-THE-ARMY. *BZZT* HE-IS-A-FRAUD. *BZZT* HE-IS-A-CIVILIAN. *BZZT*

AND YOUR CHEETAH MEN ARE NO MATCH FOR MY... thing...person... Ah, c'mon, even those who aren't fans of star trek have to admit that Picard is awesome.

That's just an inter-species couple.

I'm willing to bet anonymous was behind this.

OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Good thing they expelled that little terrorist, God KNOWS what he was going to do with that hand weapon!? Maybe...Point it at someone and say "Bam Bam"? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go change my pants after hearing that terrifying story.

Soccer/Guitar/Hockey players are strong. Army Strong.

That's almost impossible to beat, but I know one thing that is more epic: Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Teletubbies. What happens when you divide by zero?

Bad Idea: The lack of sleep'll make you drowsy during the night and you'll just fall asleep. Answering my ideas, just like how Darth Banana did-oh wait.

Good idea: Guarantees you have enough space on the dance floor, and you might even get a chance to humiliate her in front of everyone. Joining the Mafia.

^Must have X-Ray vision or something to be able to see outta that helmet.

^Bad Hair Day? No, he's grabbing his eyepatch. If you don't play TF2, which I'm assuming you don't, you probably won't get it.

^Only changes PART of his signature every so often

^Pah, rules were meant to be broken.

Star Wars: Ambush at Corellia. I started on it yesterday and am now on page 151.

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*sigh* Why complain? It's a pair of jubblies, big deal.

^Oh no, THE MOTIVATORS-WITH-TEXT-TOO-SMALL-TO-READ DISEASE IS SPREADING! First Ping, and now Toten!

Oh, goody goody. "Hey, when your internet gets shut off, do you want to play some games to pass the time until you can afford it?" "Yea." "WELL THAT'S TOO ****IN BAD, NOW GO OUTSIDE!"

You do realize you are in the forum for a game from like, 2004, and posting a video of a early scene in the game, right? Most of us have seen that.

Well since I'm back from the dead and I've got steam, I might as well jump in during the next TF2 match.