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Tobias Reiper

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  1. Yoda made it to 999, does that count? But seriously, R.I.P Patch.
  2. I just decided to DL Audacity, and it's decided to not give me the option to change my recording style, in this case I want to use "What U hear", anyone know how to find it on the latest version? Pic: EDIT: Oopscakes, I just figured it out 4 seconds AFTER I posted this. I hate me sometimes, but anyway, I guess that now that there's no point in this thread, I'd like to ask any Moderators to close it. EDIT 2: Nevermind, now I have a new problem, while it records my sound, it is extremely poor quality, and this is because it was recording my Speakers from 'Stereo Mix' and when I disabled it as a test, Audacity refused to record. I have a mic, if that's gonna be a requirement, but I'd prefer to keep my speakers on for recording so I can hear what's going on. (note: I plan to use the speakers for the what you hear option, not for my voice)
  3. In answer to you guys statements about how it is Disney World, not Land, I frankly don't think there's a difference between the two, so I just stick with whatever rolls off the tongue better. But updating my adventure: While there were only kiddy rides like the one that makes you pull a lever to go up and down, I rode a rollercoaster there that can only be described as wacky. They actually spin you around in it while going down bends and slopes while playing the cheeriest music I've ever heard. When the ride was over, it was 6:00 PM, and the park was closing, so we just went back to the hotel, swam, and had some Pizza. Next day, we headed to the Magic Kingdom and it was, well, Magic. I saw two parades there, the second one being generally awesome, in that they had a bunch of people in colorful outfits dancing around, some on stilts with a top hat, while people dressed as Disney characters danced around on Floats which had giant Presents on them, and the main guy also stood on one, and he was a black man singing, dressed with a white fedora, rainbow jacket, white slacks, and white dress shoes. Awesome. We also went to a show about Tiki God's and that one bird from Aladdin and a couple of other multi-cultural birds arguing about the place becoming a Casino before a Chandelier descended along with a bunch of identical white birds that apparently started dancing while the Aladdin Bird continuously shouted "Work it babies, work it!" (wut) Next we went to a couple shows, but one that stuck out in my mind was a 3D show about Donald Duck taking Mickey's Magic Hat and going on adventures into a load of Disney worlds, such as The Little Mermaid, and he also went to the land of Peter Pan, at the clocktower, and this is something I want to talk about: 3D SHOWS SHOULD NEVER MESS WITH HEIGHTS. IT'S NOT COOL. But anyway, there was also the Tower of Terror. Don't. EVAR. Ride that thing. It's the scariest Roller Coaster I've ever been on. What they do is put you in a Elevator with seats, you seat down, strap yourself in, etc. But then? THEY WHIP YOU UP AND DOWN THE 5O STORIES GIVING NO INDICATION OF WHERE YOU ARE, AND INCLUDE WINDOWS. Windows that are only viewable for a split second, but your brain registers what it had seen, and in that split second, btw, you have of course ZERO amounts of time to get used to the height, so you can't calm down about it. ToT is evil. But anyway, we pretty much went to sleep when we got to the Hotel. Oh yes, I'd like to note here, that for some reason, I saw more Hot Latina Tank-top wearing girls then I can count.
  4. So my family dictated we needed to go there, and I figured I'd tell you guys how it was: When we arrived at the Hotel and checked in after flying to Orlando, FL, we discovered our rooms were AWESOME. The first day was spent enjoying it. The next day we went to the Animal Kingdom, and of course, I decided to ride the Everest, and it was GEWD. Next we decided to see Finding Nemo: the Musical, and while it left out parts of the movie, it was enjoyable. The rest of the day was spent at the kids park, due to having multiple members of my family being children, right now we are heading back home on our flight, so I have to shut off my phone, but I'll update you guys when I get home.
  5. Seeing as he doesn't take poison effects, I assume he must have anti-poison mints. I'm not sure why, but be it mine or grenade, poison gas is useless against him and only him, while other members of the party still fall under the effects, so Mission keeps sucking it up like candy. Anyone know how to fix this?
  6. Usually the pavement, the butt of my shotgun/assualt rifle, or a beer belly serbian with a jamaican hanging behind him with the upmost want to get to Cluckin' Bell (he LOVES that place, btw).
  7. Bad idea, detention sucks. Scaring everybody that is asleep in mah house by playing the noise of Nukes really loudly through my speakers.
  8. Somebody has to have one, I'm quite sick of the boobalicious anime's about girls crushing on emo guys who have terrible character and for some reason don't want to have fun times with the girl, with tons of pointless stupid drama, a la Peach Girl, or even the animes about the demon fox wolf thing from hell with cat ears, a la Inyuasha, and ask you, is there a good anime out there I should watch, or should I just start a petition to change the definition of anime to the previous paragraph?
  9. OOPS, turns out Anime means Cartoon in Japanese so it really isn't a Live Anime we're doing and more like a live action Movie/Show just like say...Stepbrothers, boss... -_-
  10. I would read it, but I don't know where a local comic book store is and don't know if they'd even have it and if they did if they carried the first few issues to get meh started. Is it nice?
  11. That looks an awful lot like Dooku as a Stool...
  12. ^ Meh, Beavis and Butthead don't really amuse me. Side note = happy birthday that I probably missed.
  13. To be a nerd for a second, wouldn't it be Days of the Tentacle then? Nerd off, Geek on. I'm not really hyped about it, mainly due to the fact that TOR will reign awesome for the next few years so it's really the only thing getting my attention.
  14. OI! But no, I have to say Kreia from KotOR II, and most of you are wondering why not pick someone hot like Aayla Secura or Bastila or etc etc, but that is because this thread is about our Favorites, and I really have to say, Kreia was the best characterized female IN THE ENTIRE STAR WARS WORLD. EVAR. She was just, awesome.
  15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! As Overseer I hereby present you with your very own Pip-Boy 3000: Get used to it. NOW GTFO MY VAU- Oh wait, wrong game... OK, Here's a Glock: Now take it, and go on escort missions with your fat cousin while you drive his crappy taxi, being taunted by the sports cars that drive past you that could easily be stolen, but can't because the mission requires you to stay in his car, there's also going to be loads of Police bearing Assualt Rifles shooting at you because of you hitting one of their cars, and then if you survive, you have to get ridiculous loads of money while claiming you're poor, and put up with loads of people claiming your Russian when you clearly state in game that you are not. And after all that? You get to blow out the Candles. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  16. But I'm Poor. Do the Monster Mash.
  17. Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided not to serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Rach condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided it to feed noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned on their hair on their itsy bitsy fingers. The tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they looked for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders smurfs. But now now did they not drink paint and ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by holy atheists flinging grenades as well as chihuahuas singing sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a Eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irsih Beer poisoned by Giant Monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of the car tat Rickrolled Tomato Devil into the distant future where Star Destroyers ate smashed peanuts invented by Doctor Doolittle in order to kill Bill Billingsly. Ventriloquating Dwarves who sing dark ditties like the Dingle Dangle Pot Roast Baker's Man Pie Song. The giant scorpion eater Pillsbury Doughboy pancake bomb flew through the vacuum eating scorpions and spanking Happy Giraffe's large nose filled with Aunt Jemima's custard hose. Even electronic flying ducks cannot type a thing to save brain pancake the money crystal elderly hand grenades exploded in Southern Antarctica. Canada's currency likes to freak out like a dog with Dwarf Disorders who can't sing happy noodle gas deleting day songs about Michael Jackson's frying pan with kids who belong on newspaper. The Scarlet Ibis that burned in hell then invented fighting ligers colored him purple like grapes. Devil Driver drove devils to the dust devil bar and bought them devil beer for devilish little gnomes who sold hallucinogenic iPods made from stethoscope mannequins. Mario and Luigi ate trippy mushrooms which made Daleks from preserved fruit from Siberia. If fighting Giant Monkeys results in chewed apples then the Tomato Devil will inevitably die with smashed peanuts. "Burn with Happy Vikings" said the Chief Monkey Spoon Pillow as he burned Happy Jack's Pancakes which made him climax very quickly while singing Brandenburg Concerto in Lebanese whilst sucking a quarter. R2, do Boogiee Woogiee with the serial killer or I'll pass wind in your nether regions while doing a dance called the Dinosaur Defecation. I eat Chuck Norris shaped biscuits while sipping Chuck Norris Honey Syrup whilst fondling bears wearing silk stockings. Astonishingly, beaver exploded in a fit of diarrhea containing peas and applejacks with eczema invented by lonely horses with pineapple balloon jackets. Still, Megatron let loose a horde of Lesbians with Chimpanzees eating bags of "Jellybeans." said I. Copper spaceships representing fairies flew through Obamaville, Georgia While Dancing in the Prozac Dust while inhaling gaseous pizza fragments during metal storms driving magnets powered by killer rabbits gifted with long teeth. Malevolently, Miffy ate bears of doom, fat Dwarves made mistakes while driving, and squirrels discovered fire by rubbing their faces together while spitting bullets from their rear ends. Farting thus, after intercourse is unwise unless Herpes is present for he had some tequila sauce up his large nose. He then inserted monkeys into the thrustmaster's mailbox where they least expected more monkeys with spears and guns and roses loaded with Chocolate bullets and spermatozoa with boxygen. So after silken bunnies summoned Zeus with pungee and bungee, the malicious mythril monkeys ate Zeus the gassy with Ranch the Monkeyherder. But since the flying-gecos ate Zeus, they couldn't summon Hitler's demonic baby chainsaw gun armed with more guns and mayonnaise-filled grenades. "By the power of the Daleks invested in me by Wells Fargo, I hereby decree that all meatbags will dance under the fat palace with many large monkeys." said I, King of Pain. Sting the Magic Dragon lived in Vulgaria. His mother came from the Temple of Psychotic Broken Clocks. His Father was a box of fat canary wedges building monkey genitalia armed with chop suey throwing Chinese paninis into the Great Beyond. However, Kung Fu Master Gigglecream swallowed his bag of tomatoes and silvery onions while diving into a DUNG PILE! However, since big jugs are not that edible, wookies fart green gases which explode. Butt only says the queef bubblez fry boxygen, but what happened when Black Mesa East blew into tiny shards of bubble wrap which shrink was catastrophic, it scared the *** out of JOE MAMMA! "ROCK ON" said Manson the Cake Throwing Jerk. "Um, this might not taste right, but it sure does taste like fried chicken." And then, MOTER ****ER, you'll wish that staple was only the beginning of your genital mutilation. And then the monkey flinged doodey at everything in sight for miles and someone is bound to notice the sight, that is for certain. What bothers the Brotherhood of Bob Haters Local#345 is bloody, filled with viscous pustules, dweedling animals such as the flaming lard of humongous proportions. Rickrolling is the lamest, until it...scratch that... Masticating zebras only puke blue inbreds and red woozey floozey rubber duckies that make twisty mcjigglywiggly-swirleyworley in their own minds filled with n00by teabagging no goodniks. Whose bright idea was it to call the wieener police without telling Tom Anderson that his tool shed was crammed full with liquidious fleshbags doing something we call extremely revolting. Meanwhile, in Southern Chinatwon, someone stole Tomato's mojo, stuffing it up his large potato shaped bong, with impunity, and scared some dingus that was dweedling down heater vents. This meant BUTT PROBLEMS for Butthead, but he'd down laxatives while Beavis lit a bong full OF BARF. Red Foreman smacked some kettle head with a Tomato Devil, beating down donald trump. Channel 7 harbors terrorists at ten reports that launch porkbellies are actually somebody's sick with the flu. When barf bags burn, they are actually quite fragrant. Why is this thread filled with insipid garbage? Because the contributors to this thread don't really give a rat's @ss. Chuck Norris is DEAD
  18. But I'm allergic to plants! MAKE ME A SAMMICH, WOMAN!
  19. I like the bumblebee, beyond the stripes, the fat queen that eats pie. (wut) THAT SPY ___ __ ____!
  20. I could totally make dirty jokes out of that, but I won't.
  21. I can't pin down 10 and rank them, but I can pin them down at least: My favorites are: Paralyzer - Finger Eleven Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas Corn Hall - Kirby Gourmet Race Crazy - Furries in a Blender U.N. Owen was a her? - Unknown Jerk it Out - The Caesars Circles - Soul Coughing Get on the Flaw - People in Planes 16 Horses - Soul Coughing No one understands my Plan - They Might be Giants Yep.
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