Emperor Devon

For what I saw was a great Pit of Flames and Darkness large enough to engulf the Cosmos. At the base of that Pit uncountable pit fiends of the greatest size marched, endlessly emerging from a great pool of flaming blood. Languishing in misery within the pool of flaming blood were the souls of all those damned to Hell. They melted slowly, eternally, screaming and calling out for the gods of light in a place where no such beings could hear them.

And within that great pool laid a serpent. Its scales were darker than the deepest black, each the size of a single world. Wounds as large as the deepest canyons littered the mass. Tattered, broken wings spread uselessly across the Pit. Blood red eyes glared at me as a forked tongue darted out eagerly. As each soul melted into oblivion, the wounds closed ever so slightly, the wings came closer to restoration.

Then the head rose from the coils. The last souls were devoured in a final, pitiful shriek of horror. The wounds were gone and the wings unfurled. The great serpent rose from the Pit, exploding from Hell. The pit fiends rose behind it in unison. Gods, angels, mortals: none could withstand the serpent as it encircled Creation.

pppppssshhhh heaven is overrated tell me which of these guys is more badass

hint it's the pit fiend

and despite my nwn2 wizard's vocal desire to use one as a toilet they actually are pretty awesome

Just before the Cosmos was suffocated, I was back in my body, in my mind, before the mirror. I was staring back at myself. The mirror was no longer in use. I scrambled painfully to my feet, noting the taste of blood in my mouth and the stench of my waste. I turned to flee and saw an open, leather bound book on my chair. My handwriting was on those pages, including the words I had thought during my exploration. Words I had never written. With trembling hands, I picked up the book and looked at the cover. In silver were the words The Diary of Drenicus the Wise: The Gates of Hell.

I tried to throw the book away and found that I could not will myself to do so. I turned back to the mirror and said as defiantly as I could, “No one will believe a word of this.”

Before I turned around to forever leave, His voice replied, Our sentiments exactly.

"My mom makes me go to church"

you're 28

hurr google images

(props if you can figure the reference out from it and my custom title)rr

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christians raped my sister

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get on skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyypppeeee you're done with exams!

Sssskkkkkkkyyyyyyyyppppppppeeeeeeeeeee

AND I ACCEPT

beer http://lucasforums.com/member.php?u=147910

I am noooooooooooooooooooooooow!

BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN

oh and start a thread about it will you

also it is of the utmost importance that you watch eddie izzard

SKYPE, NOW

WAT DO YOU WANT SAMUEL I AM AN IMPORTANT MAN YOU KNOW

TARTARUS, igy! A most unpleasant place to live to be sure!

BUT IT'S LONG BEE AND IT'S ABOUT THE OC DDD:

yes it is my renegade shepard his name is lucifer <3

BLAST IT ALL BOBICUS IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE SOMEONE GAVE EVIL A PROPER SMITING

gorram BEE why is that you are online half the time i am not >:|

i have yet to receive that fic from you too!

i trust that your intentions are wholly and completely innocent, my good sir