Zoom Rabbit Posted October 12, 2003 Posted October 12, 2003 #79: Duct tape yourself to the smokestack of a ship and suspend your lover from a bridge with a bungee cord. Make intimate contact when the ship passes under the bridge...or something. #80: Are we really up to 80? Wow. Duct tape me from head to foot and call me hogtied... #81: Resist public misinformation by duct-taping the teevee screen. Ted Koppel never seemed more forthcoming.
Ray Jones Posted October 13, 2003 Posted October 13, 2003 #82 duct tape can be used to stick a note to your best friends back. for instance (worked very well): "hi, my name is roy. kick me until i laugh, and then because i'm laughing! then take my wallet and give it to ray!"
Sivy Posted October 13, 2003 Posted October 13, 2003 #83 run out of toilet paper? duct tape is a great substitute
Surfnshannon Posted October 13, 2003 Posted October 13, 2003 #84 Tired of Razors? Shave using DUCT TAPE! Just place on area you want shaved, such as unsitely back hair and PULL. *red rash may sometimes occur in very rare cases. #85 Too many beer stains on the couch? Re-apolster it with Duct tape!!
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 13, 2003 Posted October 13, 2003 #86: There was a fly in the house today. Normally, I ignore them, but this one kept dive-bombing my head for some reason. It was as if the fly had it out for me! Anyway, I was trying to put the deranged insect out of my mind as I did some leatherwork to an antique bayonet I'm fixing up. My technique uses duct tape as an anchoring point on a steel scabbard that I don't wish to mess up with superglue; as I was pulling off a length of the silver tape-all, the insane fly bounced off my head for the seventh time and got himself stuck by both wings to the sticky side. It buzzed at me helplessly. 'You know,' I said, 'this is probably why you're a fly in the first place...'
Captain Wilson Posted October 13, 2003 Posted October 13, 2003 87: Got holes in your floor? Cover 'em with Duct tape!
Alia Posted October 13, 2003 Posted October 13, 2003 #88 Hang inspiring inspirational posters in your home or office with duct tape. WORK, you turds!
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