Zoom Rabbit Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 #79: Duct tape yourself to the smokestack of a ship and suspend your lover from a bridge with a bungee cord. Make intimate contact when the ship passes under the bridge...or something. #80: Are we really up to 80? Wow. Duct tape me from head to foot and call me hogtied... #81: Resist public misinformation by duct-taping the teevee screen. Ted Koppel never seemed more forthcoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 #82 duct tape can be used to stick a note to your best friends back. for instance (worked very well): "hi, my name is roy. kick me until i laugh, and then because i'm laughing! then take my wallet and give it to ray!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 #83 run out of toilet paper? duct tape is a great substitute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 #84 Tired of Razors? Shave using DUCT TAPE! Just place on area you want shaved, such as unsitely back hair and PULL. *red rash may sometimes occur in very rare cases. #85 Too many beer stains on the couch? Re-apolster it with Duct tape!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 #86: There was a fly in the house today. Normally, I ignore them, but this one kept dive-bombing my head for some reason. It was as if the fly had it out for me! Anyway, I was trying to put the deranged insect out of my mind as I did some leatherwork to an antique bayonet I'm fixing up. My technique uses duct tape as an anchoring point on a steel scabbard that I don't wish to mess up with superglue; as I was pulling off a length of the silver tape-all, the insane fly bounced off my head for the seventh time and got himself stuck by both wings to the sticky side. It buzzed at me helplessly. 'You know,' I said, 'this is probably why you're a fly in the first place...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 87: Got holes in your floor? Cover 'em with Duct tape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 #88 Hang inspiring inspirational posters in your home or office with duct tape. WORK, you turds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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