Boba Rhett Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 Firecracker explodes in mans anus. More of these people need to stick firecrackers up their ***es. Any gene pool purifying act is fine by me.
swphreak Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 wow... truely wonderful the mind of an idiot is.
WolfmanNCSU Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 Just when I thought this could not get any weirder... They also stick toy cars up their buttocks, snort wasabi and apply electrical muscle stimulators to their genitals.
Guest Jed Posted September 11, 2003 Posted September 11, 2003 ROFL, I love the quote from the doctor: "I have seen instances ... where people have tried to remove items from their rectum and rupture the sphincter muscles, but not anything like this." *snort-giggles*
jediduo Posted September 11, 2003 Posted September 11, 2003 Did the moron not realize what could happen? "Oh dear, it appears that I have a firecracker up me butt. Someone got a match?"
Sherack Nhar Posted September 11, 2003 Posted September 11, 2003 The people of Jackass need to be put in prison or something. No, not because they inspire accidents like this one, but simply because they're being total assholes, and showing a degree of intelligence that is so low that it should quite simply be outlawed o_o And what's worse, they earn a living out of it! It's revolting, if you ask me.
Darth Homer Posted September 11, 2003 Posted September 11, 2003 Well, the good news is that now that he's "sexually disfunctional" it will be hard for him to pass his stupidity on...survival of the fittest "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein
pbguy1211 Posted September 11, 2003 Posted September 11, 2003 did anyone here see the jackass movie when they lubed up a toy car in a rubber and put it in some dudes ass then sent him to the doctor pretending like he got drunk and didnt know why his ass hurt... the x-ray was the best part of the skit! ROFLMAO!!!
Eets Posted September 11, 2003 Posted September 11, 2003 That's quite an explosive situation. Goodness gracious. Great balls of fire... I hope someone yelled "fire in the hole!"
Darth Homer Posted September 12, 2003 Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Least he's eligible for a Darwin now. Actually, no...to be eligible for the Darwin Awards, he has to die
Boba Rhett Posted September 12, 2003 Author Posted September 12, 2003 I'm pretty sure that some people have recieved Darwin Awards without dying.
Rogue Nine Posted September 12, 2003 Posted September 12, 2003 No, that's not actually true, Homer. The criteria for a Darwin Award recipient is that he must remove himself fromt the gene pool, which makes a lot of sense, since the awards are named after Charles Darwin, the father of evolution. Evolution is the survival of the fittest or, to put it more bluntly, to weed out the idiots and make sure they do not reproduce. Now, the simplest, most cost-effective way of doing so is by killing yourself, yes. That's how most people get Darwins. But, if you somehow manage to mutilate yourself enough to the point where you are incapable of begetting children, then you are eligible for a Darwin since you have effectively removed yourself from the gene pool. I'm pretty sure sticking a firecracker up your ass will screw you up bad enough to make you unable to have kids, so therefore, he is eligible for a Darwin.
HaruGlory89 Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 Ouch...... AND HE'S TWENTY SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!
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