DIUM Posted October 3, 2003 Posted October 3, 2003 Here be me Spittin' Contest! Admitingly, it is inspired by a similar contest in the second MI, but not entirely the same. Y' see... this is not a contest of how well you spit, its what you spit on. Ooh... this is going to be fun... *spits on log*
Anomonous Guy Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 'spits on a bald guy from the top of the eiffel tower'
Alia Posted October 14, 2003 Posted October 14, 2003 *spits on (your name)'s favourite stuffed animal*
RoyTordesLegend Posted October 14, 2003 Posted October 14, 2003 Spits on that bleedin' Jack Russell that keeps biting me ankles when I walk round the shops..... P.S. Andy....I have to admit I didn't have you down as the type of girl who would spit (Sorry for lowering the tone....AGAIN)!!
Alia Posted October 14, 2003 Posted October 14, 2003 I spit vociferously. *spits on Roy* Now I have to tell a story. (MUAHAHA!) I was walking downtown with my mom and we went past a furniture store that had its door propped open. All the lights were on and they had some cool stuff in the window, so we went in. All we had poked at was a nice couch when the lady in the back stopped yakking on her cell phone and yelled at us to get out, because the store was closed! We thought it very rude, so when we walked past it again a while later, my own mother bet me five bucks I wouldn't spit on the shining store window. So I did, and very well and accurately, too. I had been practicing, of course. (Also I'll do almost anything for money.) Later someone asked us about the store, and we derided its dirty loogy-covered windows with great spirit. Ok, that was far longer than any post in the Games section need be, so you people had better enjoy it. No, I meant .
Reaper Girl Posted October 14, 2003 Posted October 14, 2003 *spits on everyone who's spitted (spat?)* *spits on Death!*
Alia Posted October 14, 2003 Posted October 14, 2003 You disrespectful young cuss. *spits on Orca Wail*
Ernil Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Thataway, Capn. Spits and intercepts your spit with my spit, launching it all back into your face.
Reaper Girl Posted October 16, 2003 Posted October 16, 2003 *pulls out loogie machine gun* Don't make me use this! Loaded with the same stuff the bartender uses to clean glasses!
izzbizz Posted October 18, 2003 Posted October 18, 2003 *spits in (your name here)'s ear* didn't see that one coming did u?
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 9, 2003 Posted November 9, 2003 *spits in a spitoon* I have some manners.
Shivermetimbers Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 *spits on everyone *spits in teacher's coffee pot
DeadEyeDave Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 *spits the best, thus winning the contest*
DarthTDe Posted December 11, 2004 Posted December 11, 2004 *spits through DeadEyeDave's eye,piercing his walnut-sized brain*
The Bard Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Spits at girl friends mouth because she loves my taste.
DarthTDe Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 *spits on cop and gets arrested for assault*
PoM Posted December 25, 2004 Posted December 25, 2004 *Spits on Darth Vader and gets executed for farting*
DarthTDe Posted December 25, 2004 Posted December 25, 2004 *spits on Peice Of Metal and gets beat up for being meself*
90SK Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 spits on the bard (for waking this crusty thread )
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