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I don't think I'll ever be done ruling the- hey! Who said anything about ruling? I said TAKE OVER! Then I guess I'll do what I please for a while and then die. Or disappear mysteriously.

 

Now that I think of it, the disappearing mysteriously sounds better. People will always be on the lookout for me in case I come back. Legends will become creepy when they talk about the girl who took over the world, did what she wanted for a while, and then DISAPPEARED. Without explanation. WoOOOOooo!

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Ok, so I altered my plans a little bit. But the goal remains. You see, those Northbridge guys? They're too expensive. I checked. Then I thought of training an army of Russian singles. And then realized what a bad idea it was. So I'm doing it solo. Starting with the hallway outside my bedroom.

 

Tomorrow, my flag will wave from its foremost corner, and all inhabitants of it will bow to me as their Empress! :evil2:

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Originally posted by edlib

I always thought that they should make a movie where the crazed super-criminal genius (read: James Bond-ian villian)actually finally suceeds in taking over the world... and all the problems that go with it.

Perhaps it could be the plot of the next Austin Powers movie.

 

There was that one episode of Deep Space Nine where this happened in one of their little holo-suite games. Bashir was playing James Bond and he was there with the villian and the villian was like "i have won" and Bashir was like "No you haven't...oh wait, you have. Can I join your side plz?" and then the villian was like "sure why not" and then they melted the ice caps and flooded the world.

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i could take over the world using my charming wit.

 

the first thing i would do is i would give order to all humans to take a picture of redwing.

 

then i would send someone after dss to ask if he got milk.

 

perhabs i would lock up andy..anny..allenalia and lynk in one not so bright room with errmm a cuddly couch and a table.. . .

 

after that i would order a large pizza and bait redwing with it to take a picture because all the humans failed to photograph herhimit. also THIS would be my task after the take over. GETTING A PIC OF RED. and if he's a girl (a nice sexy and pantee one), stalk her. and if she's a guy then i would err.. punish him for being in my phantasies all night..

:xp:

 

and last but not least.. i could live out my pantee fixation. i mean .. as take overer of the world i can do anything ..

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Originally posted by RayJones

perhabs i would lock up andy..anny..allenalia and lynk in one not so bright room with errmm a cuddly couch and a table.. . .

The couch I understand, but...uhh...why the table? Am I being horribly naive?

 

Anyway, the hallway is MINE. I met with no resistance and am today moving on to the dining room.

 

FEAR ME! :lightning

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heyah..

 

*rubs eyes*

 

 

errrm..

 

.. i never said dont use the floor. i just thought a table brings up possibilities to ride the luuuurve train..

 

 

uuhhmm.. and after all..

 

 

you still can brake the table too and then have the floor to carry on.. .

 

 

 

or the wall of course..

 

 

 

 

:)

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Well, right now my bedroom, hallway, and bathroom, but I hope to have the entire house in a mere two days.

 

And why do you talk in italics? It makes me imagine that you're saying everything in a slow, menacing whisper....oh, I see.

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