Ray Jones Posted March 1, 2004 Posted March 1, 2004 wood, wood, wood, wood.. .. got wood? .. aaaaahhh!!!! hmm. no. what's so funny about "if males say we got wood"??? *really not sure*
Sivy Posted March 1, 2004 Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones what's so funny about "if males say we got wood"??? i believe it means when the little soldier is standing to attention, ready for battle to commence, if you know what i mean.
Alien426 Posted March 1, 2004 Posted March 1, 2004 Watch out for your wood, cause I've got a big pecker! What?! I'm talking about a bird of course.
Ray Jones Posted March 1, 2004 Posted March 1, 2004 *click* ayayayayay. a wooden anaconda.. ready to rush through the jungle.. alien.. CRAP! if you'd only NOT spoken about a bird. ENDLESS possibilities..
RicardoLuigi... Posted March 2, 2004 Posted March 2, 2004 "they're on top of each other" -mrs. joiner, 8th grade math teacher (talking about two lines or something) ------------------------------------------- (door to classroom was open, in the middle of french class, someone walks by in the hall, my french teacher is in her 50's...) someone (most likely brent cohen): *singing* i've got ho's... ------------------------------------------- my friend (mo goya): it's a nice day out. i like it. *unzips coat slowly* ------------------------------------------- ms.logan (8th grade science teacher): what chemical does "Sr" stand for? some student: scrotum? ------------------------------------------- and that's all i've got...i'll see if i can remember more tomorrow...
Sivy Posted March 2, 2004 Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by Skinkie Some birds eat snakes... swallows?
Reaper Girl Posted March 2, 2004 Posted March 2, 2004 sicko... College Fair Man: "Yes, we do that here. Oh, yes. Yes." Translation: The college just started an art programme...
Sivy Posted March 2, 2004 Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail sicko... what? i was just inquiring to what bred of bird eats snakes I’m having some difficulties in getting it up my boss was talking about a website... he didn't appreciate the viagra comment i made when he said it though
Ray Jones Posted March 2, 2004 Posted March 2, 2004 probably you should have asked if "the bird ate the snake?" ..
Reaper Girl Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Ray, you'll like this... someone was watching me post here, and she asked this fantastic question: "He doesn't GET wood?! Whats wrong with him?"
RicardoLuigi... Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 i've got an interesting one... yesterday we were doing current events in world history (my favorite class!) and it was for extra credit on the test that i failed miserably on. anyway...there was a picture of that pulaski guy or however you spell it from the american revolution, i think? and here's what my teacher said: "that's a nice sword he has. i wish i had one." my history teacher is male, by the way.
Ray Jones Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail someone was watching me post here, and she asked this fantastic question: "He doesn't GET wood?! Whats wrong with him?" i can say that i now GOT wood..!! and who is this mysterious someone?
Skinkie Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 i can say that i now GOT wood..!! Dude, don't say that so loud.
RicardoLuigi... Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 i have another interesting quote...my life is chock full of these things. it's not as wrong as it is stupid, but it could be portrayed as an "oops did i just say that" kind of quote...i guess. girl in my bio class: "is this banana ripe?" another girl: "i wouldn't eat it." girl: "well, how do i make it ripe? warm it up? cool it off?" and here's another thing that happened: this week at school has been the "live life well week" so today they had free breakfast in the cafeteria before school. we got our first period teacher to agree to let us go down to the cafeteria to get the leftover free food, and the first two guys came back with these huge amounts of food. so later, one of the guys peeled a banana and placed it strategically in between a green apple and an orange, which were conveniently the same size of course my english teacher was so excited about telling us about "the odyssey" since we'll be reading it shortly, that she didn't notice. oh yeah, and the guy who did that...his name is roy.
Alia Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 The joy simply never ends. "Oh no? I'll bet I could get you to bed." Translation: You're tired. What else will it take to make you sleep?
Sivy Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 its just not going hard... i'll try blowing on it some more my friend talking about glue
simonmhutchins Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 Here's a self inflicted one Me: (on seeing a girl I know for the first time in ages) Hi - where have you been? Her: oh I've been around (??!!) Me: (no idea why I said this) I bet you have I wished the ground would open up - but she started it
Sivy Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 Originally posted by simian Me: (on seeing a girl I know for the first time in ages) Hi - where have you been? Her: oh I've been around (??!!) Me: (no idea why I said this) I bet you have thats funny. did you tell her that she was looking fat as well?
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