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Dear Handorin,

You have just entered a world of.... INSANITY!! and you're here to stay. Once you come in, you can never leave. Believe me, I've tried and will now probably get flogged for saying so.:D

 

(flight attendant voice) Welcome to LF and (evil voice) enjoy the rest of your life. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:eek: I think I just scared the pee out of me!:p

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You do realise, Handorin, that this is what it's like all the time here? :indif:

 

You still have a choice. You can take the blue pill, and wake up in your bed tomorrow and pretend it's all a dream.

Or you can take the red pill, and we show you how deep the Swamp goes...

 

blue_pill.jpg

 

This is your last chance...

 

:xp:B.

 

 

Actually, that's not true... once you've made 5 posts, the Swamp has you... :evil1:

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Originally posted by Mike Windu

You're welcome Handorin

 

Let's give a warm welcome to Handorin fellas, he lives 4 houses down from me

 

Siv... Bongo... Topshot... its time for newbie welcoming committee to strike again!

 

*takes out rubber band shooter*

 

I've got the fish net!:D

 

*Drops fish net on Handorin, drags 'im in, and throws away the key before Rhett's child slaves steal his pants.*

 

And, um, welcome to LF, Handorin. Enjoy your stay and post often. :cool:

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One word of warning. I'm the king, and also the resident grammar and spelling nazi.

 

Therefore you need to do TWO things. FIRSTLY, obey all commands from me, as I am king.

 

Secondly, be very careful about your usage of spelling abbreviations and AIM-Speak. I will get agitated easily, and probably bring the full wrath of my kingdom upon you.

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Post often, only us good forumers know this one secrect: If you don't post often, a monkey assasin with a cattle prod will come over when you are aspleep, and cattle prod you to submission, and then will act all like a dirty monkey on you with his bad self! I should know, i was gone for a few months and the whole time I was ummm, well, you know..... DON'T LET THIS HAPEN TO YOU!

*Cluches gun and teddy bear and quivers*

 

TiE

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Originally posted by topshot

I've got the fish net!:D

 

*Drops fish net on Handorin, drags 'im in, and throws away the key before Rhett's child slaves steal his pants.*

 

And, um, welcome to LF, Handorin. Enjoy your stay and post often. :cool:

 

But don't spam... darned 13 year olds...

 

hehe topshot, I warned him about people stealing his pants... he didn't listen to me!:D

 

oh... ignore ET, he's a megalomaniac who thinks He rules everybody... reminds me of an old man *takes cane away* not so tough now eh ET...

 

*days later* Godfather I have a request...:p

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Originally posted by Mike Windu

oh... ignore ET, he's a megalomaniac who thinks He rules everybody... reminds me of an old man *takes cane away* not so tough now eh ET...

 

Why you little.....*trips and falls down the stairs*

 

 

Uhhhhhhhnnnnnn, my spine..........

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