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I've been to an adult novelty shop as a joke once on Montrose and they had like 20 volumes of "Filthy ****" and a large swollen hitchhiker's thumb for jamming into unwilling vaginas.

 

It wasn't as filthy as I was hoping. It was like a comic book shop really, just as clammy, awkward, and boring, but with much different items.

 

At least that one. I'm sure there are many shops out there with wild orgies and bondage equipment that has rail guns and David Bowie knives decked on top of them. Just like the movies!

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At least that one. I'm sure there are many shops out there with wild orgies and bondage equipment that has rail guns and David Bowie knives decked on top of them. Just like the movies!

 

Oh yeah....there are....One I used to goto...Uh...I mean...you know....As a "joke" too....Yeah Thats it...It had an "arcade" in the back.

 

No really, had a sign that said "Arcade" and everything. Not an arcade in the "Street Fighter 2" and "Space Invaders" sense, but in the "little booths with a door and a TV screen and a slot for dollar bills for playing porno, complete with a tissue paper dispenser next to the bench" type of sense...You can ask why I know what the inside looked like, but you can just assume whatever the hell you damn well want.

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No really, had a sign that said "Arcade" and everything. Not an arcade in the "Street Fighter 2" and "Space Invaders" sense, but in the "little booths with a door and a TV screen and a slot for dollar bills for playing porno, complete with a tissue paper dispenser next to the bench" type of sense

Wow and to think the self loathing of people who would gladly sit in another persons "love juice" to get their jollies off. I'm sure the place is kept clean like the grimy paper towels that other people have "used". That reminds me of that public restroom I saw on a tour in southern Reno. The floor was stickier than the floor of a movie theater after a group of nerds saw Spider-man.

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