misanthrope Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 The United Polish Space Program, or D.U.M.B. for short, has announced that they will be sending a rover to the sun. To avoid the instance of a rover meltdown, the operation will take place at night. If anyone wishes to express thier discontent, please foward all complaints to Mike Nelson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushguy Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 The International McDonalds Collaboration Organization Program, or I.D.I.O.T. for short, want to plow down the entire United States and plant McDonalds restaurants over the country, with the buildings 20 square inches apart. In order to ensure that everybody has a place to stay, they will be moving all citizens of the USA to the Gulf of Mexico. Forward complaints and questions to Mike Nelson, leader of the project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 It's like lame ass nerd sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope Posted April 8, 2004 Author Share Posted April 8, 2004 more like an ignorant comment out of nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushguy Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Who cares. It's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 i'm far, far away from disturbing you three ladies while you are pushing up your breasts until they burst, obviously to find out who of you has the most looks-like-silicon ones, but may i dare to direct your attention towards that: how do you get from the "United Polish Space Program" to "D.U.M.B."?? or from the "International McDonalds Collaboration Organization Program" to "I.D.I.O.T."?? uh,.. and err.. "lame ass nerd sarcasm"? it surely took hours of spending pure somehow incredible and enlightened brainpower to sweat that out. well meant perhabs, but also means the opposite of well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope Posted April 9, 2004 Author Share Posted April 9, 2004 it would probably take longer for us to find out WHY you care that much. chill out, have some dip. fill out some job applications or something. take your mind off your ****ty life. if you want to feel important, light your house on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 oooh naughty language I'll bet you feel like a big man now But your missing some anatomy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail1 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 i agreed with everything Ray said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope Posted April 9, 2004 Author Share Posted April 9, 2004 what a pity. you guys remind me of a bunch of broads on thier periods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Ray stop trying to outdo me. We all know pithy, english, and to the point is what works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 at least one of you must have got me wrong. did i say i care? i am also the impersonation of being chilled. i just had one simple question for each of you two. couldnt you just have answered it? also, light up my house would make me stupid not important since i would destroy my home. hey and sean, didnt you see the real meaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Does Poland even have a space program? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 hell, NO! .. im mean.. no more. somebody stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope Posted April 9, 2004 Author Share Posted April 9, 2004 Why is it always the fighting? We must join the hands and be brotherhood. Unite against global injustice. All while speaking with broken Russian accent. Or you can die, it doesnt really matter to me. Death threat? Nah, just a friendly joke. Calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Okay Ray, let me attempt to answer your questions: "how do you get from the "United Polish Space Program" to "D.U.M.B."?? or from the "International McDonalds Collaboration Organization Program" to "I.D.I.O.T."??" That's not directed towards me. That's why I complimented them on their humor so. "uh,.. and err.. "lame ass nerd sarcasm"? " Yes, I says what I says and I yam what I yam. "couldnt you just have answered it?" Plausible. Now ask me this... if I somehow decided to tie a girl up to my bed and do raunchy things while she had duct tape on her mouth to stifle her screams... just how deviant would that be? "hey and sean, didnt you see the real meaning?" I don't have much belief in meaning or anything of the sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 now that that's out of the way, anyone wanna have a nice little picnic? i made egg salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil That's not directed towards me. That's why I complimented them on their humor so. siiii. Yes, I says what I says and I yam what I yam. sure. why not. i just was missing some color.. maybe. Now ask me this... if I somehow decided to tie a girl up to my bed and do raunchy things while she had duct tape on her mouth to stifle her screams... just how deviant would that be? neh. i could answer this myself. and you sure already noticed that i did not ask you a question.. perhabs i did, but not directly. see below. and above. and damn it at that monitor in front of you!! I don't have much belief in meaning or anything of the sort. not that *non existing* meaning. the other, contextbased one. the one that you use so much. err.. or dont you? .. and also.. there IS no fight. [edit] i want a cookie. chocolate. and a glass of ice cold milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 The polish space program is a high school drop out with a bottle rocket! What do you expect from a country that rewards informants with chocolat and flowers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail1 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 What is up with this. Okay, so i REFER to a racist joke, I don't even say a racist joke, i just REFER to one (i said "you just set me up for a good joke" after someone said something about being cheap)), and i got threatened of being banned. Then comes Misanthrope comes along and flat out calls polish people dumb, and yet nothing happens... what is up with this?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 You "got threatened of being banned" only if you proceeded to make anti-semitic remarks. No one cares about the Polish. Zing! See, there's a fine line between humor and bigotry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 I like licorice laces. especially the ones not made out of licorice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail1 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 so your saying i can make all the polish ones i want, but not semitic ones? interesting... time to get back at the polish for not helping anybody during anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Unless they're incredibly stupid or tactless. I predict a rough time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 ... why do I keep coming to this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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