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BeefyBoy squeezes back through the door and heads to the restroom to clean the blood off his face. He sees Marta Richmar mopping the floor. He grabs him by the ankles, holds him upside down, and dunks him in and out of a used (but not flushed) toilet. He is emotionally scarred and cannot do anything but utter gibberish for 3 posts. BeefyBoy slips on some blood on his way out of the restroom and hits his head on the floor. He is down for 2 posts.

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BeefyBoy, refreshed from his involuntary nap in the restroom, enters the main bar area hoping to wet his whistle from all the snoring he did. He sees all the self-inflicted injuries and laughs a deep belly laugh. It shakes the room, knocking several neon beer signs from the wall on top of Doomgiver. He is both electrocuted and bludgeoned. He goes down for 2 posts.

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Marta returns to sanity and decides that, as Beefboy just broke the only toilet, the remains are clean enough. He leave the loos, and observes the insanity of the destruction taking place. Utterly disgusted, he leaves the bar for a couple of rounds. (He basically can't shoot anyone, it's a bit like being knocked down, except he's actually up, and not really doing anything. YET!)

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Then, Doomgiver wakes up again and he drank all the beer behind the bar. Then he needs to pee and goes to the toilet, only to find it to be broken. Since he's so drunk, he shatters it to pieces and throws the remains out of the door, hitting... Nobody, because Gudon just knocked himself out. Then, Doomgiver throws up over the body's lying on the ground, and decides to take a leak on them too. then he passes out for one post.

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Being away from the bar, Marta has no idea who's down. So, he presumes that everybody in the bar hears a strange whining noise from outside. If they'd have look out of the window, they'd have seen a 2-Seater X-Wing crash into the bar. Well, one of the seats ejected shortly before the crash, along with a little R2 unit.

 

The entire structure collapses, leaving only a large bar counter remaining in the pile of rubble. The only person who is hurt is Marta, who is concussed for 3 rounds.

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Doomgiver sees theres nobody left to fight. He also sees that it's not as much as a bar fight but more as a street fight now. He picks up a few bricks from what used to be the wall and starts juggling with them, but one falls on his head. Now it would be lame if the next one didn't have anyone to fight, so this time, Doomgiver stays up! (cheer everybody!)

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VanLingo, rules are the rules. They're there to balance the game. Therefore, your not allowed to go against them. I don't know if that means you are banned from this thread or what. If something should be done about it, then we'll just have to wait for a moderater to come if it's serious enough. :jawa :jawa

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Well, as long as you don't give them more posts down, it's legal. But what you did is not. therefore, Doomgiver grabs lingo by his hairs and slings him against a hanging lamp, knocking him out for 3 posts and another 2 when you wake up and fall down from it...

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(Gudon gets up and whacks van lingo out for 5 posts. How do you like it?) (Oh and DG I am just ikidding I did not whack him) Gudon seeing only Doomgiver up walks over to DG but on his way he trips on a peice of rubble and is uout for one post.

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Marta get's up, and observes the destruction he's just caused with a large grin. "Hahahaha! No more bar fight for me! Hehehehehe!" He shouts with glee. He then begins running around in circles before smashing himself into a fast food outlet fat fryer, burning himself for 4 posts.

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Genghis_Khan wakes up, looks around and seeing very little of the bar remaining, gets up.

 

He goes to what used to be the exit, and picks up a two bricks, and throws it in the direction of Tale Kanisaki, the first one hits him, and knocks him out for one post, the second one hits a nearby sign, which falls back on Genghis_Khan, and knock conks him out for another post.

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Geez, if ya keep knocking yerself out it's no fun anymore.

 

Alright, Doomgiver just discovered he is a wizard and tried to cast "armageddon". It fails, and a small brick comes falling out of the sky right on Doomgiver's head, knocking him out for 2 posts.

 

There, everybody is down.

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