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Oh I so much hate pants travel! - C-3P0

 

Do you speak pants? - Owen Lars to C-3P0

 

Commander... you may pants when ready. - Grand Moff Tarkin

 

The Imperial pants will no longer be of any concern to us... the emperor has disbanded the pants permanently... the last remnants of the old republic has been swept away! - Grand Moff Tarkin

 

Pants... Pants will keep the local systems in line... pants of this battle station! - Grand Moff Tarkin

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Now Viceroy we will pants a new treaty. - Padme Amidala

 

Pants them out... all of them! - Darth Sideous

 

Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants and thats what I'm gonna do! - Aniken Skywalker

 

I'm sending my Apprentice Darth Maul... he will find your missing pants. - Darth Sideous

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read a few and then had to share some. not sure if some of these (or heck even all of em) have already been posted but they're what i came up with.

 

 

"Obi wan never told you what happened to your pants" vader to luke esb

 

"he told me enough... he told me YOU pantsed him!" - luke to vader esb (not sure if everybody will get this one but where i live to "pants" somebody is to yank their pants down and run away)

 

"away put the pants, i mean you no harm" yoda to luke esb

 

"i have altered the pants. pray that i do not alter them further" vader to lando esb

 

"those pants no longer have any meaning to me" vader to luke rotj

 

"then we went into pants negotiations" ani to padme aotc

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"If we lose you keep my pants"~Qui-gon talking to watto about the podrace

 

 

"I'll wager my new pod for the boy and his pants "~Qui-gon betting with watto

 

"you didn't tell him about the missing pants"~Rune Haako(i think)to nute gunray aboad the core ship

 

 

"Wesa no like da pants dey tink dey brains so big"~Boss nass origininally refering to the Naboo

 

"Wedge, i lost my pants you'll have to take the shot"~luke to wedge at the battle of hoth

 

"clouded my pants are"~yoda, always

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"aim over there, right below the pants!" ~Anakin in ATOC in the battle

 

"I never though that I'd be hiding in my own pants" ~solo while hiding in the smuggleing things on the falcon, ANH

 

"...so then we went into aggresive negotiations"

"whats that"

"well, *giggle*, negotiations with pants" ~hopefully you can guess, AOTC

 

"Alot of men gave their pants to get this information..." ~ briefing room, ANH, *I think, might be ESB though*

 

"WHEN YOUSA THINKIN WESA IN TROUBLE?!?!! PANTS OUT THERE, ALL LEAKING IN HERE, AND ALL OUT OF POWER! ~the una bonga ~TPM

 

"Your pants seemed to have failed ambasaders"

"The Pants never took place" ~theed, TPM

 

"My Pants will find your missing jedi..." ~palpatine to trade federation viceroys ~TPM

 

"All my pants are on sebalba over there... he always wins!" ~watto to qui gon, TPM

 

"Around the remaining pants, a perimiter create!" ~yoda to clone trooper pilot, AOTC

 

 

yes, all the phrases are wrong.... but oh well :cool:

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Did the council approve the creation of a Pants Army? - Obi-Wan

 

No that's a short-range pants. -Obi-Wan on Millenium Falcon

 

Now this is pants racing!!! - Aniken in Naboo Fighter

 

Who is the original pants? -Obi-Wan to Taun-We

 

A pants hunter named Jango Fett - Taun-We to Obi-Wan

 

Oh... we pants him here. - Taun-We to Obi-Wan

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Originally posted by jedijohn

my friend told me to post this one it's pretty bad but it will make him happy

 

 

"Republic pants will do fine"~Qui gon to watto

ROFL :D

 

Well, you can tell him it still made some laugh. :D

 

Oh, and is this friend you? ;)

(Standard question when someones says "I'm asking/doing it for a friend" comment. :D )

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"you're only a master of pants darth" - Obi-wan

"look jabba, i was just coming to pants you" - Han

"will someone get this walking pants out of my way" - leia

"that little pants is causing me alot of trouble" - Luke

"but i was going to toshi station to pick up some power pants" - Luke

"you've never heard of the Millenium Pants?" - Han

"you killed my pants!

no, i am your pants" - luke and Vader

"usen a pants!

mesa no have a pants!" - gungan and jar jar binks

"i think ym eyesight is getting better, instead of seeing a big dark pants, i see a big light pants" - Han

"thats too small even for a pants"- Wedge

"i used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home" - Luke

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