Thrik Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 First, read this news article: http://www.sptimes.com/2005/01/19/Pasco/Teen_tutor_loves_teac.shtml And then, read this one: http://www.wfts.com/stories/2005/02/050203abuse.shtml Choice quotes, once you've read it: "I just love working with kids. It's awesome to have them look up to you. It's nice to be able to teach them things they don't know." "It has also caused him to make some sacrifices, such as altering his own school schedule so he could fit in as many hours as he could volunteering with elementary school students." "Those elementary students have been recommended by faculty and staff because they are in need of a little extra attention from someone older - but not too much older." Edit: Jeez, closed already. ¬¬
toenail1 Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 At first I was like "Oh, what a coincidence, both of those young men like little boys. Just in different ways." Then I reopened the first news article, looked at the names and said "Oh, what a coincidence, both of those young men are the same young man. He likes little boys in both ways (Okay, actually he may just like molesting them)."
Kjølen Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 Only time people post articles online is when something outrageous happens, so I was suspicious at how normal the first one went. The moment I saw the second one, I knew. Sad.
Alien426 Posted February 6, 2005 Posted February 6, 2005 If something sounds too good to be true it usually is.
PoM Posted February 6, 2005 Posted February 6, 2005 ..............................................Whoa! That was...*Checks a wordbook and picks the first word he sees* That was spiteful. *Decides to try again* That was misspelt. "Arrgh! Stupid wordbook!" *Tries a third time* That was handkerchief. *Now pleased. PoM walks out of the thread.*
Joshi Posted February 6, 2005 Posted February 6, 2005 To hopefully never be seen again. That's pretty bad, but then again, being so young, I guess people didn't really see it coming, and then pow! Piece of metal does a wordbook joke. So Tragic. (If you take out the semi-jokey part of that post and pretend I was talking about the topic in hand, that's the way I feel about it)
PoM Posted February 6, 2005 Posted February 6, 2005 Aint i funny? ..Ehm..Wasn't i the first one to make a joke like that?
DrMcCoy Posted February 6, 2005 Posted February 6, 2005 Originally posted by Piece of metal ..Ehm..Wasn't i the first one to make a joke like that? ...I wouldn't call that a "joke", rather a "pitiful attempt"...
DrMcCoy Posted February 7, 2005 Posted February 7, 2005 ...Sometimes... But only for the observers, not for the "attempter"...
Joshi Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Piece of metal Aren't pitiful attempts as funny as jokes? In a sad, strange little way, but for you, it was just pitiful. A pitiful attempt at a good joke may be slightly humerous, but that one was going no where from the start.
PoM Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 I knew all the time it sucked, but we need to entertain ourselves a little Ò.ó.. Lets talk about something.
Ray Jones Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 Or, more important, why don't I just shut up?
PoM Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 Why don't you just shut up? ... You know, post counts don't increase by themselves... BUT THEY DO WITH THE NEW SUPER LOGARITHMIC POST INCREASER 5000! BUY IT NOW! Whatever..
Fender Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Piece of metal ... You know, post counts don't increase by themselves... BUT THEY DO WITH THE NEW SUPER LOGARITHMIC POST INCREASER 5000! BUY IT NOW! Whatever.. Shut yo mouth foo
Ray Jones Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 Whoo, now let's all head over to Sam & Max net and act mean and all. We could like .. bump threads and entertain Skinkie.
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