Smon Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Raz:Now its time ot see who you really are... (Phantom takes of mask and reveals himself to be Jasper) Raz:...I totally guessed that! Actor:Nuh uh, you said it was Becky!
Purple Squid Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Carpenter- I would totally love to go over there, but that soldier would kick my ass. I'm not getting paid for that. Something about that made me snort up my tea. Must be his voice. And how I didn't expect it.
Smon Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Raz:Hm... how can I say this and still sound cool... "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me"?
Tahnee Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Bonita: I couldn't hear [Jasper] much at all, really, until Gloria's mother hit the stage. Raz: He didn't like her performance either? Bonita: No, I mean "hit the stage," kersplat! Jumped from the catwalks while Gloria was in Paris. Raz: ...Ew. Bonita: Yeah, that's what the janitor said, too. I laughed so hard at that. I'm a bad person.
Joshi Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 (In Lungfishopolis) lungfish: Gogglor! Down here. Raz: Excuse me, were you talking to me? lungfish: AGHH! AGHH my ears! Raz: (Whispering) Im sorry. lungfish: AGH! Oh my god! Agh! (Falls down.) Raz: (Still whispering) Are you alright? Other lungfish: He's dead. Raz: O, gosh, I'm sorry. A while after that, when the second lungfish starts talking to him, it's just hilarious when the body starts twitching and Raz gives a priceless look. Also, if you complete lungfishopolis and then go back, a lungfish tells you about how they're gonna demolish the place anyway so you can smash all you want. The line that floored me was Lungfish: You can also smash the people if you want, my family lives in an other town.
Zetz Darke Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 A while after that, when the second lungfish starts talking to him, it's just hilarious when the body starts twitching and Raz gives a priceless look. Also, if you complete lungfishopolis and then go back, a lungfish tells you about how they're gonna demolish the place anyway so you can smash all you want. The line that floored me was Lungfish: You can also smash the people if you want, my family lives in an other town. Lol! I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN!
Murray the Chao Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 The actual line: :You can squish people too if you want. My family lives in a whole other town.
Smon Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Do you suppose those Lungfish's selfishness is a reflection of Linda's?
Purple Squid Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 I doubt it. The zealots are just jerks. exdee.
Smon Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Yeah but all the others were under the control of Kochamara, so the ones that were free would be the only remnant of Linda's former personality.
Joshi Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Do you suppose those Lungfish's selfishness is a reflection of Linda's? Oh I'm so witty! Haw haw haw![/egotistic posh git] But yeah, I don't remember linda being selfish, especially coming to collect Raz every time he blows the thingie, seems kind of selfless to me.
Smon Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Well yeah, Linda was unselfish as far as we could see, but really those lungfish were pretty selfish... one has to wonder if it's just courtesy that she helped Raz.
Purple Squid Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Well yeah, Linda was unselfish as far as we could see, but really those lungfish were pretty selfish... one has to wonder if it's just courtesy that she helped Raz. The lungfish (the imaginary ones) were thoughts- and apparently, thoughts know they're thoughts. They have their own personalities. Like, say, the dalmation from Edgar's mind. Nothing like Edgar. I'm pretty sure the zealots were just supposed to be wussies.
Smon Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 K, Alright, she was kind to Sam, so yeah, I drop my theory. To the ground.
Purple Squid Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 I feel... as though I have broken yet another spirit... pooh.
Purple Squid Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 For funniness, I forgot to put this one down: Mikhail- ...why not ask bossy girlfriend over there? Raz- She's not my girlfriend! Mikhail- Ha. Only kidding. Mikhail knows woman only good for one thing--wrestling. Unless she has skinny arms, like girlfriend. Then... out of luck.
Smon Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 My spirit is not broken! I still have many insane rants and theories out there!
Purple Squid Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 Huzzah! So I'm not sorry, and I still hate you! No, I always think I hurt peoples feelings too easily...
Zetz Darke Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 I finally got the game yesterday. WoOt for me! Unfortunately I have a terrible memory so I already forget how this quote went...but I enjoyed it while I was playing. Dogan: Shut up...no I will not kill everyone. Raz: What are you doing Dogan? Dogan: Don't listen to anything the squirrels tell you. They lie. Raz: I'll take your word for it. Are you going up to Coach Oleanders Basic Braining? Dogan: Yea...but first I've gotta make these guys be quiet. (Jumps around.) Shut up! (The next part was more creepy then funny, so I'll stop there >.<
Smon Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Squirrel corpses... then if ya talk to him again it goes like this: Raz:Where did the squirrels go? Dogen:Uh... they left! Yeah...
Zetz Darke Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 Squirrel corpses... then if ya talk to him again it goes like this: Raz:Where did the squirrels go? Dogen:Uh... they left! Yeah... hehe yea
AgentArcana Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 I found a few lines from before you buy the cobweb duster everytime you try to get Raz to use the loom. 1) So I can use this thing to turn useless pine needles into delicious taffy. 2) Raz: Before I can use this I need to go to the Camp Store and buy some delicious taffy. Ford: Cobweb Duster! Raz: Right, cobweb duster. Here's another from the Coach's mind that makes me laugh. Coach: See that figment. Take it. Be a figgy piggy! Who's my little piggy?
Zetz Darke Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 (Not exact quote.) Raz: Alright, I'm in the mental hospital...wearing a straight jacket...talking to myself... I think it's time to take this costume off now. (After Bobbie is re brained.) Raz: Yes, alright, the answer is yes. Because you got your brain stolen and I didn't I DO think I'm better then you. Raz: You know, hulking lungfish, your not as ugly as everyone says. Linda: Razputin, you may now call me by the name given to me by my people. Raz: And what name is that, (can't remember what he calls him!) Linda: LINNNDAAAA.... Raz: (As Linda walks back into the water) What a magical lady. Raz: (After he tells Lili that he wouldn't mind recieving a friendship bracelet.) Do you want to measure my wrist, just in case? Lili: Uh...no.
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