lukeiamyourdad Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I say that we empty out the temple of all priest, and Aash-Li. Then we destroy. Then we build a bigger and better one of GOLD (which will be supplied by LIYAD, from all the pillaging he does for our safety and peace). And we destroy the temple now, as soon as the priests leave the building. Hmmmm. Interesting. A monument to the slaughter. I like the idea. There could be plenty of paintings inside depicting the acts that led to the construction of the new temple. Heretics cannot hide! Soon, their blood will fill an olympic size pool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Hmm.... if youre wanting a shrine to bloodshed why not make one elsewhere instead of trying to destroy my part of the Imperium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Well, it would still be yours. Just new and with a shiny gold look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 As long as you depict the scenes using snowpeoples as the actors in the paintings, then I and my clerics see no problem with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 It's a deal then! Now we must start the killing! Yay! The fun part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 ooooookkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy your really starting to scare me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 *sighs* And what are we going to war for? Just to kill people? I hardly think thats a worthy cause... wether were an empire or not. =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Whats not worthy about it? We do it make our armies filled with the best people. So we can kill with a better win/loss ratio. Actually we should abandon the bloodshed. We open blood donation places, and we make people donate blood for a better cause. Everyone gives blood once a week. All the blood that is older than one month is put into a swimming pool in the golden temple, to show that all sacrifrice that our people go through to be peaceful. Does this meet the approval of the priestess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 pools of blood... hmmmmm.... I heard that bathing in blood with make you look more youthful,... or atleast thats what the a romanian queen did. heh Ok sounds good.... Just dont kill the people by too much blood donation. And we need to put anticoagulants in the pools, and keep them refrigerated ^__^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Once a week wouldn't hurt people, and I forgot to say that the sick have no need to donate.. P.S. it doesn't make you younger, it gives you eternal life until your supposed to die. Then you die. And no peeing in the pool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastila Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 It's a deal then! Now we must start the killing! Yay! The fun part! Whats the point of doing that then?????? *runs to the temple to get the defense ready* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 That just made me laugh ''those where the good old days'' lol what are you on I'm not on anything, just following the DarkSide. you see, Revan the Great may be the LS Revan, however I am DARTH Revan the Dark Lord of the Sith Whats the point of doing that then?????? *runs to the temple to get the defense ready* The point is quite simply just that you get to kill someone. BTW I have just had a wonderfull idea. How about we execute some prisoners by having them eaten by wild animals (just like the Romans did). After that we have a big BBQ party, roasting the animals that just ate the prisoners. The leftovers will be sent to the 3rd world countries for a very hefty fee off course (wicht they will find out AFTER they had their food). If they can't pay (and we will make sure they can't) we will take all of their possesions, and sell them as slaves. Off course slaves will have to be rendered unable to reproduce (otherwise others will start breeding with them). This will have to be done as painfull as possible (duh). The leftovers will go to the 3rd world countries as leftovers (meatballs and sausages), wich will start the project all over again. Excluded from this are the slaves we keep for the purpose of producing more slaves (naturally the cloning facilities are of no option for slaves, I mean we don't want dirty cloning facilities). They will keep up a steady amount of slaves wich we can sell, or use in our own industry (see it as farming and harvesting). These will off course be rendered unable to reproduce, again with the same exceptions as before, completing the circle. That way you get rid of the prisoners, have a big party and you basicly have infinite amounts of money, just up the production for more. Quite efficient don't you say? I wonder if I'm not part droid. Off course if the countries don't want our leftover, we can just look for a nice place full of hungry people and feed the leftovers to our dogs, while they are forced to watch. If they try to take the leftovers away from us, we tell HK-47 to have some fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 NO! Slavery is wrong. Our empire needs to have all sacrificing minimal things. If everyone sacrifices something then we need to sacrifice less, so we make a paradise. Think about it, everyone gives blood, we study some of th leftover blood, we make cures for diseases and sell them. Everyone will want our cures, so if they try to invade us everyone will try to kill them. And everyone is rich, happy, and nocturnal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'm not on anything, just following the DarkSide. you see, Revan the Great may be the LS Revan, however I am DARTH Revan the Dark Lord of the Sith HOW DARE YOU TARNISH MY GOOD NAME PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Now Revan The Great has given into his anger and will conquer all who oppose him. Including LIYAD. Bastila isn't gonna be happy about this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Bastila isn't gonna be happy about this... *snaps back out of it because of comment* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO Bastila I'm sorry plz forgive me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Well, people were killed anyway. Yesterday, 450 homes were raided. 316 had heretical material or allegiances/thoughts. Out of those 316: -97 said that Star Wars was not cool -50 said that Aash Li is not the perfect woman -63 didn't believe in the glory of the Emperor -41 had heretical material in the form of Yu Gi Oh trading cards and other various non-Holy items -50 still used Microsoft Internet Explorer and claimed that it was the "l337 br0ws3r" -14 were caught while worshipping a deity other then our Holy Emperor -1 claimed that Famke Janssen was not hot, which isn't heretical...well...I killed him because he was just trying to piss me off. Their possessions were seized. Many balls were lost. Soon, we'll have a pure Empire, without any trace of heresy. I'd like to remind people that this isn't a war. This is the Inquisition raiding the houses of heretics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Well, people were killed anyway. Yesterday, 450 homes were raided. 316 had heretical material or allegiances/thoughts. Out of those 316: -97 said that Star Wars was not cool -50 said that Aash Li is not the perfect woman -63 didn't believe in the glory of the Emperor -41 had heretical material in the form of Yu Gi Oh trading cards and other various non-Holy items -50 still used Microsoft Internet Explorer and claimed that it was the "l337 br0ws3r" -14 were caught while worshipping a deity other then our Holy Emperor -1 claimed that Famke Janssen was not hot, which isn't heretical...well...I killed him because he was just trying to piss me off. Their possessions were seized. Many balls were lost. Soon, we'll have a pure Empire, without any trace of heresy. I'd like to remind people that this isn't a war. This is the Inquisition raiding the houses of heretics. I'm not amoung them expecially for the aash li one cuz I agreed with you and I see Devon is amoung on them for he doesn't believe in our holy emporer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastila Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 *snaps back out of it because of comment* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO Bastila I'm sorry plz forgive me Of course i forgive you rember there is no emotion there is only peace lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Well, people were killed anyway. Yesterday, 450 homes were raided. 316 had heretical material or allegiances/thoughts. Out of those 316: -97 said that Star Wars was not cool -50 said that Aash Li is not the perfect woman -63 didn't believe in the glory of the Emperor -41 had heretical material in the form of Yu Gi Oh trading cards and other various non-Holy items -50 still used Microsoft Internet Explorer and claimed that it was the "l337 br0ws3r" -14 were caught while worshipping a deity other then our Holy Emperor -1 claimed that Famke Janssen was not hot, which isn't heretical...well...I killed him because he was just trying to piss me off. Their possessions were seized. Many balls were lost. Soon, we'll have a pure Empire, without any trace of heresy. I'd like to remind people that this isn't a war. This is the Inquisition raiding the houses of heretics. Take a look at this site I think some people want to lose their balls. Better have a few crosses ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Take a look at this site I think some people want to lose their balls. Better have a few crosses ready. Very interesting. They have put up pictures of themselves. I guess these men will have to be castrate in order to stop their reproduction capabilities. We cannot allow such "stupidity genes" in a pure Imperium! We would give humanity a great service by taking care of these monsters! *starts ululating à la Arabic battlecry while pulling out a castration scimitar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Take a look at this site I think some people want to lose their balls. Better have a few crosses ready. Was that a joke site? Seriously was it? Man am I glad I'm an atheist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Was that a joke site? Seriously was it? Man am I glad I'm an atheist... I came across it when I googled "the force" and "religion" all because of the old 'the force exists' thread. I don't really know if they're serious or not. BTW have you seen the stupid shirts and the very artistic horns and stuff (they sure look real, don't they) added to the SW characters? Anyway I just had a good laugh about them. Also I've been thinking about editing their pictures. A Force Choked Jesus would look nice, add perhaps some Force Lightning. Fun thing is that by the one wich asks 'wich one is your god?' I picked cards (black for left red for right, great way to chooso your god, isn't it) into Luke (too bad Lord Vader wasn't on one). Oh and I'm also an atheist. I also came across this, wich was actually what I was looking for. Off course I can't really join that academy, it's for pathatic Jedi, not for superior Sith. *starts ululating à la Arabic battlecry while pulling out a castration scimitar* Would that be Allah akbar or do you intend to make it Allah Ackbar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 hahaha theres an image board meme that says "Where is your god now?" That would go nicely with the force-chocked jesus. lol Those people are so misguided its almost sad. The r2-demon-2 pic was pretty funny though. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 ^ Its...its real? Do you know this? Can you verify it? They said that it teaches that the force is god, but I don't think many people believe that it is. Either way I'm scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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