RevanA4 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 ok appearantly things feel apart in my absence according to our emporer so what needs fixing or doing I get right on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I say we install thousands of batteries of Longrange High Calibur Minigun Automated Computer Controlled Auto Seeking Turrets (L.R.H.C.M.A.C.C.A.S.T.) to handle our defense. And rely on long range artillery strikes to destroy our enemies. Some boats blockading our tradelines? Use satilite imagry and drop 10,000 tons of heavy metal on them from 90 miles away with our artillary. Bombers coming to bomb us? Rid them full of holes with our L.R.H.C.M.A.C.C.A.S.T. s and for a back lash, drop 100,000 tons of munitions on their capital, center of government, barracks, airfields, docks, roads, comunication centers, and schools (hey, its total war, keep their children stupid). IMBC? Get advanced nuclear missle detectors and keep a Electronically Controlled High Velocity Sabot Round Gun (E.C.H.V.S.R.G.) in each major city of over 100,000 population to shoot them from 5 miles down. Find its origin, and shoot 1,000 tons of muntions on it. Easy as pie. Thats for defence guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Wow, I have no idea what your said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starmark2k Posted August 15, 2005 Author Share Posted August 15, 2005 I say we install thousands of batteries of Longrange High Calibur Minigun Automated Computer Controlled Auto Seeking Turrets (L.R.H.C.M.A.C.C.A.S.T.) to handle our defense. And rely on long range artillery strikes to destroy our enemies. Some boats blockading our tradelines? Use satilite imagry and drop 10,000 tons of heavy metal on them from 90 miles away with our artillary. Bombers coming to bomb us? Rid them full of holes with our L.R.H.C.M.A.C.C.A.S.T. s and for a back lash, drop 100,000 tons of munitions on their capital, center of government, barracks, airfields, docks, roads, comunication centers, and schools (hey, its total war, keep their children stupid). IMBC? Get advanced nuclear missle detectors and keep a Electronically Controlled High Velocity Sabot Round Gun (E.C.H.V.S.R.G.) in each major city of over 100,000 population to shoot them from 5 miles down. Find its origin, and shoot 1,000 tons of muntions on it. Easy as pie. Thats for defence guys... Does this make sence to antone other than you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 I think he was just having fun with acronyms, or whatever you call words made from abbreviations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 It made perfect sense to me. Ofcourse it would have to since I am the leader of our stormtroopers. I must say, he has some excellent ideas. They will free up my men to take a more, shall we say, agressive posture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 ^^^ Oh thats good. Aggression never hurt anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 We could try to use real lightsabers for that (well in a couple of years anyway). Too bad it doesn't say how to get the color right. I want... no I DEMAND my good old cyan & orange combination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I'll join! I would like the job of Grand Vizier, and Minister for Insane Laughter, provided that the Grand Vizier's job comes with a turban and silly robes. Also, you should call your nation the United Democratic Despotic Republican Democratic Dictatorship of Yingtongiddleipo, or just the Yingtongiddleipo Imperium. There should be no official religion, so as to draw in as many people as possible. The national currency should be the Flailian Pobble Bead, or the Triganic Pu. The capital city should be called Fred. The first national holiday should be called "This style, 10'6" day, in honour of the Mad Hatter. Iyay aysay atthay ethay ationalnay anguagelay ouldshay ebay Igpay Atinlay! Just my two ce-- uh, pobble beads Edith: The way to find a new emperor should be via a Caucus-Race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Alec Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 How bout this to solve the problem we split the navy into two groups and then from those two group split up your fleet. I will be in control of the larger naval group A because i will protect the nation it self and the outer provences, B will be your to command. I think that will be a better solution All at the will of the Emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 this country is getting big I'd better create some programs to help out some of the key positions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MANDALORE Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Darn. I came too late to this thread. All the good spots are taken. Can I be the Ambassador to the Mandalorians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 this thread is indeed weird... However, if people are seeking positions in this new nation, I am creating the Ministry for Female Beach Volleyball. Send your resumes now ! mtfbwya mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 ^^^ you can't create anything with out the aproval of our emperor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Why hasn't he approved anything yet? As hoping-to-be Grand Vizier, I could do all of this for him if he'd approve the post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Noes. No beach volleyball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MANDALORE Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Why hasn't he approved anything yet? As hoping-to-be Grand Vizier, I could do all of this for him if he'd approve the post! Maybe you have to PM him??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hmm.....good point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Noes. No beach volleyball. OK. Unisex Beach Volleyball ? Why is there an Emperor, what happenned to democracy ! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Democracy, schmocracy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 OK. Unisex Beach Volleyball ? Naked JA FFA saturdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I might have gotten mess up, but does that mean naked Jedi Academy Free for all saturdays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Yes, naked LAN partying. Honorz people are banned though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Why hasn't he approved anything yet? As hoping-to-be Grand Vizier, I could do all of this for him if he'd approve the post! I am the scheming, manipulative Grand Vizier who's going to poison the emperor and take his position, not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Pfff...no one is going to follow someone like you. You'll be quickly assassinated after your little coup. If you succeed. Our Faith is in Our Emperor. BTW, your Iznogood reference was just...well...you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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