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Okay Darth, another preasent!

 

and it's...........DANIEL VOSOVIC AND TIM GUNN!!!!!!!

 

~backround turns into a wedding chapel. Darth appears in a weddind dress with Daniel in a tux.Tim Gunn's the preacher~

 

" I now pronounce you MAN AND WIFE!!" Tim says

 

The crowd cheers!

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Darth, Darth, Darth. You can only dream he loves you. HE LOVES ME!!!

 

hey, how old IS Daniel?

24! and he can't love you....Nick loves you, mr 'OMG, that bitch took my model' loves you..

 

Oh yeah, and we can't get married yet. We at least gotta go out for coffee or somthing.

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Ok, let's celebrate Christmas!!!!

 

It's christmas time, bitches!!! Let's get festive!!

 

I'm giving a gift to Zelda, here you are...merry christmas...

 

b30087243.bmpSantino!!

 

Smon, you get the gift of.....

 

b26760491.jpgHeidi Klum!!!! Direct from Germany!

 

Merry Christmas ya'll. I'm gonna go spend time with my gift....

 

b26762407.jpg~insert witty innuendo~

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Thank you! I'm not Jewish, so I really can't spell it.

 

Put on your yamakah

Here comes Chanukah

So much funukah

To celebrate Chanukah

 

Chanukah is

A Festival of Lights

Instead of one day of presents

We have eight crazy nights

 

When you feel like the only kid in town

Without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me

 

David Lee Roth lights the Menorah

So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?

Bowser from Sha na na and Arthur Fonzarelli

 

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too

Put them together: "What a fine looking Jew!"

 

You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"

Cause you can spin a dreydel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)

 

Put on your yamakah

Its time for Chanukah

The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs

Celebrates Chanukah

 

O.J. Simpson: NOT a Jew

But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!

 

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!

So many Jews are in showbiz

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

 

Tell your friend Veronica

Its time you celebrate Chanukah

I hope I get a harmonica

On this lovely, lovely Chanukah

 

So drink your gin and tonic-ah

and smoke your marijuani-kah

If you really, really wanna-kah

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

 

HAPPY CHANUKAH!

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