Dmitri Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 xD Hah ha... I get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Sasha-OMGWOLVERINE Sasha-CHINCHILLA!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHeart Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 *Nil's Cofronts Sasha* Nils: Okay grandpa, I know you dig Razzy... HAnds off! He's mine!!! Sasha: Fat chance perve! I love him! I love him! I wuuuuuve hiiiiim! Nils: You'd just break him, than leave him bleed! Just like the 'exparements' you did with Quention! Poor sexy Quention... Sasha: *eyes sift weairily behind sunglasses* that was never proven! I LOVE RASPUTAIN!!! I DONT CARE IF I LOOSE MY JOB AND GO TO PRISSION I'm gonna (this portion has been censored for your and my protection) Nils: O.O ... You pervert... Raz: Guy's I know you love me but... I'M IN LOVE WITH DOGEN!!! Nils: Eh... I'll see if Quention wants to make out.... *walks away* Sasha: Wazzzy... Don't you wuv me? Raz: Hell no! Dogens twice the man you'll ever be, castrato! Sasha: If I cant have you than no one will!!! *attempts to psi-blast Raz but a super powerful psi-hand thing stops him* Milla (da da da daaaaa): Sasha Nein, your rain of gay pedifile terror has come to an end! Sasha: Ehhh... I can explain... *points to Raz* He told me he loved me first! *cries like a baby* Milla: Take him away boys! *People drag Sasha away crying* Lili: I'm glad that had a happy ending... I'm gonna go practic ballet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Raz:*points at lili* OMFG. You don't have nostrils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Sasha-YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE SHACKLES OF LOVE!!! Sheegor-~shackled upside down to a wall~LET ME GO DAMMIT! Sasha-NEVAR!! YOU AND I SHALL FOREVER LIVE A LIFE OF LOVE IN AN ETERNAL LAND OF LOLLIGAGGING!! Mr. Hornyak-OMGALLITERATION Sasha-THIS IS NOT A POET'S CORNER, AVERY'S LANGUAGE ART'S TEACHER!! ALLITERATION IS NON EXISTANT IN THE LOVELY LAND OF LOLLIGAGGING> Smon-TURNNNNN OFFF THEEEE CAPSSSSSSSSLOCKSSSSSS!!!!! Sasha-FINE!!! Happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Smon-KERPLAAAAAAAAH! Lil Jon-WHAAAT? Smon-I saaaaid, KERPLAAAAAAAAH! Lex-WROOOONG! Phoenix-OBJECTION! Smon-KERPLAAAAAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Avery- CHEEEEEEEEZEEEEE PANNNNNTTTTTTSSSSSSSS!!!!!! ~chomp~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaanu Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Raz: God, I love the circus life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Betty- Ok, be calm. Just be chill for a moment. Marcel-BETTY LET'S MAKE OUT! Betty-Okay! ~make out~ Elia-MIND IF I JOIN?? Milla-I love you Martha Steward. You've taught me to be a domestic GODDESS!!! ~pans out to see millions of pine cone wreathes~ WREATHS FOR EVERYONE!!!!! IT'S A GOOD THING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHeart Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Sasha: I hope you learned a loesson from this, young man. Raz: Yup! Youz gots one sexy momma! She looked like a frikin D cup. How the hell did a guy like you're dad score a babe like that? Sasha: *Snappes and assumes fetle possition* Sasha: You're off yer rocker! I have no *bleepin* problems! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?! Okay... I'm not German.... I'M FRENCH!!! *runs in a closet to cry** Oleander: It's okay Sasha... Yer not alone! Sasha and Oly: WE SURENDER!!! WHAAAAAA! Raz: Forget the Psychonwhatsists! I wanna be a ballerina! *rips clothe off to reveal a pink sequened tutu** Lili: NO one understands me! My daddys a mean man! I hope he dies! Milla's a weird bitch! I hope she dies tooooo! Sasha's so hot! I think I wanna sleep with him! I'm gonna cut my self so people will pay attention to meeeeee! Milla: The names Me-YEAH moddah fuggers! The childmolesting gangsah rapper, yo! Iiiits time for some Silent Hill referencing! Sasha's father: Sasha... I killed you're mother... Sasha: O.O OMG Sasha's father; She was suffering so much but... Son! Get the white crisim! We're gonna call upon the old gods to resurect you're mother! Sasha; okay James... Little Sasha: *Holds up a picture of his mommy* Dad... Could you tell me about mom? Sasha's dad: I'm sorry... I can't lil Sasha: *Pulls out gun* Tell me about mother pops before I use you as a F*$^%'n sacrafice to resurect her! Crispin *hold up Lili* This is HER! The holy one! She will birth a god and bring forth and eternal paradise! Lili: put me the hell down before I plug you! *pulls out gun* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I'm so glad this is back. I can finally insert the SBM quotes I've been dying to tell. Vernon-If I could only have one food for the rest of my life, that's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored pez, no doubt about it. Raz-He wants you to go over there so he can beat the p*ss out of you and then take you to the cops! Oleander-You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting. Elton-Sure. You only outweigh him by 500 pounds, Fatass! Nils-Look, you guys can go around if you want to. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy-asses halfway across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts. Elton-You use your left hand or your right hand for that? Nils-You—wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 ~revival~ Nils- I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT! FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIGHT! FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIGHT! Sasha-Once upon a time I was fallin in love, but now I'm only fallin apart.There's nothin I can say, a total eclipse of the heart. Raz-Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now's there's only love in the dark. All-THERE'S NOTHING I CAN SAY, A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEARTTTTT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris99 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Milla (To sasha): You can buy (your mother) flowers or a brand new hat, but if I were you I'd leave it at that! Or you might end up just like Oedipus (I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus) Than end up just like Oedipus Rex!!! </Tom Lehrer> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herre45 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 +Kitchen-Ford: The burgers are ready! You're right...Ford would never say that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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