zelda 41 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 you get happy, but then you get too happy and kill yourself. I wish somone would read my video game thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 They will, but won't respond. I wish I knew where Springfield was...sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 You will find it, but after it burns down. I wish I wasn't called a noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Someone decides to call you "youngling" instead. I wish for an hour extra sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Someone decides to call you "youngling" instead. I wish for an hour extra sleep. You get it, but the days are raised to consist of 100 hours. I wish for a pet iguana named Herbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 The igauna is is a nasty and rabid little thing and it bites you. You die of rabies the next week. I wish my cold/flu/sore throat/whatever was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 It will be gone today, but tomarrow you'll get cancer. I wish they'ed come out with another Phychonauts game already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 It will be gone today, but tomarrow you'll get cancer. I wish they'ed come out with another Phychonauts game already. They do, but as a Phychonauts craze sweeps the nation DF never gets a chance to make another Psychonauts game. I wish for a world without typos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 There is one, but punctuation is wiped out alltogether. I wish Danial Vosovic wasn't gay and was my age so we could go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 There is one, but punctuation is wiped out alltogether. I wish Danial Vosovic wasn't gay and was my age so we could go out. He is, but then gets hit by a bus. I wish for a much better video card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 ^ That's not a nice thing to do to Mr. 80/20. You get your card, but then you are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. I wish I could hear Santino impersonate Tim Gunn every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 ^ That's not a nice thing to do to Mr. 80/20. You get your card, but then you are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. I wish I could hear Santino impersonate Tim Gunn every day. You can. But you don't. Ever again. I wish for a dead baby pile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 You get it, but it is confiscated by the IRS because of your tax evaision. I wish I had some 'make-it-work' time of my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 You get your time, but then you get too much time, so you don't come on here anymore. I wish I wasn't hated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 You get your time, but then you get too much time, so you don't come on here anymore. I wish I wasn't hated. You aren't, but only because you save a truckload of babies by sacrificing yourself. I wish for Cartoon Network to bring back good shows like Dexter and EEnE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 They will, but Dexter will be gay and the plot will screw up. I dumped my boyfriend, so I wish a new guy I like would go out with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 They will, but Dexter will be gay and the plot will screw up. I dumped my boyfriend, so I wish a new guy I like would go out with me! You do, unfortunately he only goes out with you to cover up his own homosexuality so it doesn't last long. I wish homophobia was more frowned upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 It is, but then you start to think.... 'Boy, Tim Gunn sure is sexy...' I wish I had Danial Vosovic and the guys of 35D all to myself, and that none of them ever die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 You do, and YOU die a week later. I wish for a watch that can tell me what time it is at anyplace on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 You get it, but you drop it in a well and the nation has a panic attack I wish I wasn't so darn goergous. I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Suddenly you aren't... at all. I wish for Jesus to come to earth, only to give me a pop-tart and then leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 It isn't Jesus, it's me dressed up as Jesus. And the pop-tart is stale. I wish that my eyes would stop itching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 They do, but then your throat begins to shrivle up. I wish I had more pictures of Danny V. For my school planner. He's just too delicious for only 8 pictures, and two quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 They do, but then your throat begins to shrivle up. I wish I had more pictures of Danny V. For my school planner. He's just too delicious for only 8 pictures, and two quotes. Yes. but then the pictures turn alive and become evil due to alien alteration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 You broke the chain! You didn't make a wish! I wish this thread was back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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