Razclock Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 You get it but a gang come by and think you're a gay-ass goth punk so they throw you in a river and drown you I wish Raz was real and he was my friend
Smon Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 He is real, until you kill him. I wish for Photoshop.
Razclock Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 You get it but it screws up your hardrive and deletes all of your programs. Then it breaks. I wish for a pet monkey
DarthAve Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 You get one, but it turns out it's only a dog that looks like a baby monkey. I wish I were as exuberant as Andrae' (I was BEDRAGGLED!!)
Psychochaos3 Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 You get one, but it turns out it's only a dog that looks like a baby monkey. I wish I were as exuberant as Andrae' (I was BEDRAGGLED!!) Yes, but then Andrae sues you for stealing his exuberant vocabulary. I wish that none of the wishes i make are corrupted.
Smon Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Done, unfortunately they now no longer happen to you but any wish you make effects Emmit Nervend, a small disfigured dwarf that lives in Washington D.C. I wish for a maple tree named Herbert.
DarthAve Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 You get a maple tree, but it's name is Emmet. I wish my dad wern't crazy.
90SK Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 Madmen remove his brain. No he isn't anything. I wish I didn't have this headache.
Smon Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 Madmen remove your brain. Now you don't have a headache. I wish for a robot that would kill and maim and be all awesome.
Razclock Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 You get the robot but it kills and maims you awesomely I wish I was as awesome as Smon
Psychochaos3 Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 You get the robot but it kills and maims you awesomely I wish I was as awesome as Smon You do, but you become his clone and are destroyed in star wars episode II attack of the clones. I wish my name was Sigma Final.
Razclock Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 It is but it turns out the other Sigma Final wants there to be only one and he kills you I wish, I wish I had a fish
Smon Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 You have it then it eats you. I wish for more online PS2 games... one is not enough.
DarthAve Posted March 27, 2006 Posted March 27, 2006 You get more, but nobody wants to play them with you and you were shunn'd. I wish I could write this fanfiction right(It's a lucasforum fanfiction, written in 1337 B!7C#3$. )
shinzuku Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 You do, but everyone flames you. I wish my scanner worked. It's still broken.
90SK Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 It works...you over...with a frozen carp. I wish for an additional $3.00
DarthAve Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 You only get $2.99 I wish my milk didn't have perfume in it.
KingCheez Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Okay. Now it has rat poison. I wish Darth could get over herself.
Razclock Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 She does but then begins obsessing with you and stalks you until you ignore her completely and she kills you I wish KingCheez would make more of those funny Psychonauts movies (You know the ones I mean)
Psychochaos3 Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 He makes too many and it overloads the internet causing total malfunction and destroys the world. I wish there were different planets for gay, bisexual, and straight people.
Razclock Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 There are but each one wants there to be only one sex group everyone goes to war and the universe is destroyed I wish 4Kids entertainment would DIE
90SK Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 They do, but they sell all their over edited monstrosities to another network. I wish the United States Treasury department would stop screwing our currency style.
Razclock Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 They do, but only by eleminating all money in the world ever and the Earth plunges into anorkey I wish I wasn't about to be executed right now
Psychochaos3 Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 They do, but only by eleminating all money in the world ever and the Earth plunges into anorkey I wish I wasn't about to be executed right now You don't ,but you do in 5 seconds. I wish I was god.
Razclock Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 You are; but it's way too much pressure and you give the job up to somebody else who turns out to be Satan in disguise I wish for a pepperoni pizza
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