MrWally Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Saw this somewhere, thought it was hilarious If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this is bad i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america's bad Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: Oh NOOOz Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got anythin to help, sry Churchill: Huh? the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: mm2 k thanks paTTon: tearface :'( Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do nothin til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is weak u guys are bad *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFL T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: -Something about comin for you- T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little turd ill get u Hitler[AoE]: No way. gg Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge army Hitler[AoE]: thats complete poop u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wat u want me to do, im on the other side of the world dee dee dee Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WE HAD A TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be a John Cummings Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh help Hitler: o man ur done paTTon: oh what now Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my stuff Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: -Edit- benny~tow: that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say -edit- paTTon: coming to get u hitler Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are lame Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFL LOL LOL LOL Stalin: OMG! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game is bad *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are bad benny~tow: quiet you Roosevelt: haha wut a Wibl paTTon: wat am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: EEEeeeeeeek! paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to canada roffle paTTon: afk Eisenhower: yah this is terrible *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: 5? Eisenhower: Gettin a ringer *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY cows! I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wat is nukes? T0J0: SUPER TEARFACE :'( *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg T0J0: I hate you *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: Meanies. tru_m4n: quiet commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o poop *paTTon has left the game.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I've seen this posted somewhere before... Don't know if it was here or not though. Still a funny read XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I don't post here much anymore... but I have to say, I found that hilarious for some reason. I guess they should teach history like that in school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeskywalker1 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Like whoa... Reborn.... wow... its been a while man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Like whoa... Reborn.... wow... its been a while man Yes it has indeed. I got nostalgic and decided to use the forum's nifty new features and look back on all the threads I ever created. I have to say, I sounded a bit immature back then... Kind of ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeskywalker1 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Heh, same with my first threads. I probably still sound immature now. BTW, I think there is a WW2 RTS out there somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Wow...that was...wow...my head hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 This is older than Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Still funny though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge army . OK, no more. I don't really like this kind of humour (the chat parody thingie). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 The best part was at the very end, with Patton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 And people found this offensive why? It's history stupified! It's good; I like it. Old though, as mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted October 29, 2005 Author Share Posted October 29, 2005 This is older than Jesus. Hahaha shows how out of touch with the times I am lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 This seems to be a different version than the one I saw a couple months back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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