Alkonium Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 StaffSaberist said: OK... I knew someone was going to say this sometime... that would truly be characteristic of the UBER-DORK! Of course, you never said you were guilty... No, I never did that, although I once photoshopped my head onto the body of the Print Ad's version of the LSM Exile.
PoiuyWired Posted April 8, 2006 Posted April 8, 2006 H4x0r in the galaxy far far away is called "slicers"
Fatali Posted April 9, 2006 Posted April 9, 2006 560) You stay up literally all night to finish TSL even though you have work in the morning at 7:45 am. Man... what a great game. Kreia beats the Emperor and Vader any day.
dede_frost Posted April 9, 2006 Posted April 9, 2006 561) You stay up all night reading this thread, trying to find out why ppl think normal things such as the above are so funny...
PoiuyWired Posted April 9, 2006 Posted April 9, 2006 562) ... you actually made a "You are Revan" joke at a bar, and someone understands it!!!
†Saint_Killa† Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 563) when I forgot what I was going to type!!
JediMaster12 Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 564) You remember what you wanted to type but are too busy playing TSL to go type it
Darth Hansen Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 (565) You try the fist fighting moves from the game in real life and get your ass kicked!!! (I have done it but I actually kicked there ass!!!! LOL!@!@!@!)
Alkonium Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 566) You try 548 or 549 on a girl, she does 557, and you also pull out a lightsaber.
Darth Hansen Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 (567) No elaborating, who gives a shizaslide
tbl1 Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 568. You legally change your name to revan 569. You read the 568 above points 570. You rename you microwave T3, and press buttons to hear it beap. You then cook some computer chips hoping for a programing spike. 571. You repleace the batteries in your remote because it isn't floting around. 572. You get angry when your fridge, now known as hk-47, doen't define the context of each sentence before it speaks (yes, the fridge is speaking. your that far gone). 573. You attempt to destroy the local factory to prevent the evil of the star forge. 574. You stop speaking, and write what your going to say on key cards several times and choose the best one. 575. You've finished playing both kotor games for the 10th time and attempt to program kotor III and when that doesn't work you hold your breath till obsidian makes it. 576. You start to hate that imposter, mark hamil because your the only jedi left in the universe. 577. You're glad that the allies beat the sith in WWII and Darth Hitler and his apprentice, Darth Mussolini 578. You stop voting because democracr will lead to the galacitc empire in 4000 years
†Saint_Killa† Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 JediMaster12 said: 564) You remember what you wanted to type but are too busy playing TSL to go type it579)When you are right!!!
JediMaster12 Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 580) You call your cats malraas and try to chop their heads off with a lightsaber that is really a toy.
Darth Hansen Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 (581) You see a foriegner or person from another country that doesnt speak english and say "Damn off-worlders" (582) A girl pisses you off and you attempt to call her the B Word but instead you call her a schutta
Alkonium Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 589: If you're a guy: You create an exact replica of the Dancer's Outfit, and try to convince your girlfriend to wear it. 590: If you're a girl: You create an exact replica of the Dancer's Outfit, and wear it at the most inappropriate times. 591: You wonder why there are no aliens on Earth
dede_frost Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 tbl1 said: 575. You've finished playing both kotor games for the 10th time and attempt to program kotor III and when that doesn't work you hold your breath till obsidian makes it. I have 2 things to say about that.... 10th!!?!?!?!?! Thats child's play, talk to me when you start with daily palythroughs :P Also... when will I ever be able to breath again!!!??!?!?!
tbl1 Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 592. While driving, you stop taking left or right turns becuase your in a swoop race. 593. On those long trips on the ebon hawk, you decide to play a computer game called Earth: where you eat, sleep, go to work and do other mundane stuff. 594. You start counting the years in BBY. Tomorrow will be 20/4/~4000BBY dede_frost said: I have 2 things to say about that.... 10th!!?!?!?!?! Thats child's play, talk to me when you start with daily palythroughs :P Also... when will I ever be able to breath again!!!??!?!?! Till the games is made or if you get an advanced degree in programming. which ever comes first
†Saint_Killa† Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 595) when I ask god for help for finishing KotOR without medpacs.
PoiuyWired Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 Alkonium said: 590: If you're a girl: You create an exact replica of the Dancer's Outfit, and wear it at the most inappropriate times. A hot girl can wear the Dancer's Outfit anytime, and I won't complain about it. (... unless its at a Bliss maybe) 596) ... When someone quotes a line by number on this thread and you instantly know what they are w/o looking back.
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