igyman Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 753) You decide to go to pilot school, because you think the Ebon Hawk is real and you want to fly it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 754) You go to pilot school in the hopes of even flying a starship 755) You realize starships don't exist and you start work with NASA to create one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 756) Unfortunately NASA realizes that you're just a very mentaly disturbed individual and commits you to an institution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 766) You pull a Mission and pickpocket the guard for the key and make your escape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 767) Then you go home and decide to try to build a lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 768) You build a lightsaber out of your flashlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 768) You build a lightsaber out of your flashlight I actually planned on doing that about five and a half months ago, but decided it was a bad idea. 769) You think everything is linked to Star Wars. 770) You play through TSL fifty times thoroughly in one minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 It takes me one minute to get through the player selection screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Well with killblaste and jumping most sidequests you can finish the game in under half an hour. 771) You write to Lucas asking him to retcon Han Solo playing Pazaak instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 772) You try to build a blaster pistol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 773) You get made when your blaster shoots water 774) You wonder if there are at least a thousand of these numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 775) You decide to try to upgrade your vacuume into a cleaner-droid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_Onasi Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 130) Every cool story, movie, or book that you really like ends up in your own personal fantasy combined with lightsabers and the force. (I do this so much... Several different movies I have watched and liked almost always have the characters wielding lightsabers now in my mind...) OMG!!!! I do that to!!! (I thought I was crazy or something!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 776) You want to open a school of Twi'Lek language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Manus Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 777) You reenact entire movies, adding SW stuff: V going around with two lightsabers, Professor X wearing Jedi robes, Magneto frying people with lightning, Bruce Lee training to be a Jedi Weapon Master, Force powers in the Matrix... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 776) You want to open a school of Twi'Lek language. 778) ... or better yet Twi'Lek Dancing School. 779) ... or even better Zeltron Massage Parlor!! 780) ... or a wookiee tattoo shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartz Nox Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 781) You try to turn your iPod into a lightsaber 782) You succed in turning your iPod into a lightsaber 783) You have Apple produce it as iSaber 784) You have Star Wars themes on your iPod 785) You call Tonk Pazzak 786) You can speak Sith, Basic, and Shiwookie. 787) You Can Build Exact Full Scale Real working Replicas of Hk-47, T3-M4, Artoo, and Droidekas out of Legos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 788) You can speak Mandalorian. Fluently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kata_mad Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 789) All of your computer passwords (work and home) are KOTOR related ie jolee, Carth, Bastilia, Ebon Hawk etc. I am definatly guilty of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 790) You call camels ''Ronto''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 791) You call elephants banthas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 792) You call cargo planes ''freighter ships''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 793) The 'nuclear wessels' are called capitol ships Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 794) You actually read the AW:KotOR comic, and know that its a different thing from "Tales of Jedi: KotOR" comic. (Many people get confused by this) 795) You read the said (still unfinished) comic series, and now you have questions about who is the hottest femme in the KotOR era. 796) You don't know what Arkanian look like anymore, this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 793) The 'nuclear wessels' are called capitol ships 797) But they are spelled vessels!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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