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MY NAME IS NAPOLEON BONAPARTE!! Oh crap, I'm not el presidente of my mind anymore! SHUT UP YOU FOOL!!!

 

besides, I'm much more of a iron fisted dictator. I'll rule this country someday, with my POWER!!

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I wana be a secret agent or a forensic scientist. Or even a mortician

I wanna be a member of MIB.

 

Seriously, that job would kick total ass. Getting paid to live the american dream (battling alien scum) and erase people's memories.

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MIB Agent:I am government man, I have come to check out the so-called "alien".

*sees it*

MIB:Oh ho ho, this is no alien, it is an experimental government aircraft.

Alien:Yeah! What else would I be?

Conpiracy Nut:What bout the floating pig?

MIB:...that's a government pig. Well, I'm gonna take all this bakc ot the home-base now. Buh-bye.

Nut:Wait! How do we know its really an aircraft? And how do we know you're REALLY form the government?

MIB:...

Nut:...

MIB:...I like your head. *shoots heat vision at everyone*

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Oh awesome. I'd make alliespixie VP and Smon secratary of state. CaptainSkye, could you handle sec. of defence?

AWESOME. My first order of business is changing the name of USA to AwesomeLand.

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No, I live in ohio and it sucks. It must die. Of coarse I'd save the people I like, my family and friends, Mrs. Hegnauer, My secret crush, Zete, that's probably about it the rest can die.

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Maybe we could just condense the state down a little bit? You know, so it's not so boring to drive through?

 

...Come to think of it, could we do the same thing to Illinois? *is in Illinois for college, and if I see one more cornfield, so help me...*

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Ok, the entire midwest shall be terminated. Do you think I'm evil for wanting to destroy so many Ohioans?

...I live in the midwest.

 

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