DarthAve Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 MY NAME IS NAPOLEON BONAPARTE!! Oh crap, I'm not el presidente of my mind anymore! SHUT UP YOU FOOL!!! besides, I'm much more of a iron fisted dictator. I'll rule this country someday, with my POWER!!
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 NO!! I SHALL TAKE CONTROL OF THIS WEAKLING'S MIND!! I love war Napoleon, like a whole lot, so you can go now. RIGHT, WEAKLING!!
alliespixie Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 have a nice time with the war in your head.
Smon Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 I wana be a secret agent or a forensic scientist. Or even a mortician I wanna be a member of MIB. Seriously, that job would kick total ass. Getting paid to live the american dream (battling alien scum) and erase people's memories.
90SK Posted November 13, 2005 Author Posted November 13, 2005 Nothing. There is no such thing as the MIB or aliens.
Smon Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 MIB Agent:I am government man, I have come to check out the so-called "alien". *sees it* MIB:Oh ho ho, this is no alien, it is an experimental government aircraft. Alien:Yeah! What else would I be? Conpiracy Nut:What bout the floating pig? MIB:...that's a government pig. Well, I'm gonna take all this bakc ot the home-base now. Buh-bye. Nut:Wait! How do we know its really an aircraft? And how do we know you're REALLY form the government? MIB:... Nut:... MIB:...I like your head. *shoots heat vision at everyone*
DarthAve Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 aww, that's sweet. If I ran for president, would any of you vote for me?
DarthAve Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Oh you rock! You could come to my house party anyday!
Smon Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Oh you rock! You could come to my house party anyday! You'd get my vote.
DarthAve Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Oh awesome. I'd make alliespixie VP and Smon secratary of state. CaptainSkye, could you handle sec. of defence?
Smon Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Oh awesome. I'd make alliespixie VP and Smon secratary of state. CaptainSkye, could you handle sec. of defence? AWESOME. My first order of business is changing the name of USA to AwesomeLand.
DarthAve Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 I'd veto that smon. And then I would change the USA to Wispering Rock! and the state of Ohio...would be terminated.
90SK Posted November 13, 2005 Author Posted November 13, 2005 That's quite a tall order. The entire state? How about a picture of Ohio? It costs less...
DarthAve Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 No, I live in ohio and it sucks. It must die. Of coarse I'd save the people I like, my family and friends, Mrs. Hegnauer, My secret crush, Zete, that's probably about it the rest can die.
Tahnee Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Maybe we could just condense the state down a little bit? You know, so it's not so boring to drive through? ...Come to think of it, could we do the same thing to Illinois? *is in Illinois for college, and if I see one more cornfield, so help me...*
DarthAve Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Ok, the entire midwest shall be terminated. Do you think I'm evil for wanting to destroy so many Ohioans?
DarthAve Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 They're either "Ohioans" or "Buckeyes" I don't care, I'm a "Peach" on account that I was born in the good ol' state of Georgia!
Smon Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Ok, the entire midwest shall be terminated. Do you think I'm evil for wanting to destroy so many Ohioans? ...I live in the midwest.
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