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I wana be a secret agent or a forensic scientist. Or even a mortician

I wanna be a member of MIB.

 

Seriously, that job would kick total ass. Getting paid to live the american dream (battling alien scum) and erase people's memories.

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MIB Agent:I am government man, I have come to check out the so-called "alien".

*sees it*

MIB:Oh ho ho, this is no alien, it is an experimental government aircraft.

Alien:Yeah! What else would I be?

Conpiracy Nut:What bout the floating pig?

MIB:...that's a government pig. Well, I'm gonna take all this bakc ot the home-base now. Buh-bye.

Nut:Wait! How do we know its really an aircraft? And how do we know you're REALLY form the government?

MIB:...

Nut:...

MIB:...I like your head. *shoots heat vision at everyone*

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Maybe we could just condense the state down a little bit? You know, so it's not so boring to drive through?

 

...Come to think of it, could we do the same thing to Illinois? *is in Illinois for college, and if I see one more cornfield, so help me...*

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